/int/ - International

How u gonna scam 100-200k out of the system?

I hope you're calculating yearly boat maintenance towards taht.

>>31478 I'll burn my name if needed. Get a job, take on loans everywhere and fuck off. Worst case I get caught and say I am a gambling addict and pissed it all away. >>31479 You usually calculate 5-10% of the boat value as living expanses. If you are crafty you can get by with 5k easily.

>>31480 Not just living expenses but boat maintenance expenses. It takes more work than maybe you're expecting. t. knower of boat owners

>>31483 living expanses, meaning expanses including everything. if you don't anchor in marinas and do everything possible yourself you can get by really cheap. some basic insurances maybe, food, some repairs you can't do yourself, some fees when unavoidable...

What's a boat gonna help you in Austria?

I'd do the RV life though

>>31493 Fuck this shithole.

>>31499 Is that why you're so mad?

>>31500 yup. fuck deutschland gmbh, fuck switzerland and fuck the EU as well.

If you're actually thinking of scamming some org out of 100k, that's enough money for them to put some real effort into looking for you

>>31509 ideally it would be 250-500k or even more but i'd settle for a bit less. the general situation is bad and about to get really dire in the coming years. i got a masters degree btw.

>>31511 What are you going to eat? Will you bring thousands of cups of ramen on the boat?

>>31512 I'll eat whatever, as long as it is not pussy

What if you run out of money? What if you get bored? What if you get attacked by pirates?

>>31549 If something goes wrong he can always go back to Germanistan, get free health care, and live of the dole.

>>31493 He's gonna sail the international waters of the Bodensee.

>>31549 The captain goes down with the ship. There's no more noble way to leave this realm

>>31549 I'll figure it out. Pointless questions either way. What if a freakwave or a tsunami hits my boat, what if I get attacked by a shark, what if an assteroid hits the earth, what if, what if? >>31566 Funnily enough the water boundaries of the Bodensee are heavily disputed ever since the Swiss left the HRE (somewhen around 1800).

>>31803 post more in smaller print

>>31808 Is it too small?

>>31809 nah, readable I was inviting other Bernds jumping on board - heh - and posting even smaller continuation pics

>>31814 I haven't drawn a polandball comic in over 10 years, but I want to make more in the future. Let's see if there are enough good threads or other good ideas.

>>31803 gibs take too long though and austrian gibs office is pretty hostile. maybe i'll manage to work for the money.

boats are fine, but you can not realy do anything with them, other than boating

>>31821 That's why you need to put on some :oida: hat and get multiple gibs.

>>31823 Fuck me.

>>31822 That's fine with me. The only other option is a cabin innawoods. I just had enough.

>>31825 Is that Kaczynski? Anyway I feel similar. But I live in the rural South, have a big yard, and don't have to interact with anyone when I don't want to. It's the next best thing.

:frage:

dammit

>>31827 You have to get pretty far away to be truly rural in Europe. Much of Sweden/Finland, some parts of Spain/France, some parts of south-eastern Europe like Bulgaria/Romania...

>>31828 :cirno:

>>31830 Come to America with your saved eurobucks. Cabins and land are cheap.

>>31830 What about the Alps? There are remote huts there.

>>31831

>>31837 ???

living in a landlocked country I know nothing about sailing, but that Dutch chick making a world round voyage at 14 has always felt pretty amazing

>>31869 She should be at school.

>>31499 >>31503 you could earn 100k with honest work but considering these posts it makes more sense

>>31861 eisfee

>>31871 there was some legal battle when authorities refused to let her go on that trip

>>31477 https://edramatica.com/Sea_Org These cats got you fam.

>>31871 Why? She has plenty of time for reading and algebra on a ship