/int/ - International

>>8456 >to piss on a toilet Are you telling me that you piss seated?

>>8458 Only subhumans piss while standing

>>8459 You're an effeminate faggot. I'm deeply sorry for your condition.

>>8460 I bet you also spit on the street like an ape

>>8460 I urge you to pee with white pants so you can count the drops of piss that land on your legs. And then estimate how much piss drips on the rest of your bathroom.

>>8461 Why spit on the perfectly clean street, if there's always a face of an effeminate faggot sitzpisser nearby?

>>8462 So you're telling me that you're a generational effeminate faggot and your effeminate faggot father never showed you how to piss properly without wetting your trousers?

>>8465 It's a question of physics, not a question of your manly dad touching your manly dick.

>>8467 It is a question of physics and geometry indeed. Too bad you were born in an effeminate faggot household and grew up to be an effeminate faggot yourself without a proper father figure that could explain to you how to be and behave like a man, not an effeminate faggot that you ended up becoming. >The degenerate effeminate faggot's brain immediately defaults to picturing men touching child's genitalia Like fucking pottery.

>>8468 Take a white paper towel, make it damp and wipe the floor around your toilet. I promise you it will turn out orange.

>>8469 I knew that you sitzpissers are all effeminate faggots, but I genuinely had no idea that it's an actual generational faggotry because you're never taught how to take a fucking leak without pretending to be a woman or splashing on the floor. My floor is clean, retard.

>>8469 I piss standing. My bathroom is probably pretty filthy, but who's gonna see it?

>>8472 10/10 picrel btw

>>8460 manlet detected. those of us at 190+ will inevitably drizzle a few drops outside the bowl

>>8504 Dicklet detected, my penis is long enough, while you obviously has a microdick and have to sit like a woman.

I probably should sit down, as it is I have to spot clean with toilet paper to make sure I don't leave a mess.