/kc/ - Krautchan Beschwerdestelle

Our histories are synonymous with each other…

Please with a cherry on top, extra ice cream and Rainbow sprinkles!

>>1015 With a KC.rip candy

>>1016 We give these out to Bernds who accidentally get banned, but I guess this time you can have this one for free.

>>1017 Danke, Tex

>>1018 You are very welcomed!

>>1013 You could start linking to us like Kohl does.

>>1027 I’m not pool, also they don’t link to you.

>>1028 They do. And what does pool mean?

>>1029 >They do. >been krautchan for 5 years <never gets a link on kohl WHAT THE AIDS?!??! How did you get this? >And what does pool mean? Come on man you’re really hurting my feelings, take one good guess on WHO pool is.

>>1029 I know why we don’t get linked but why did they like .org? Also pool is .rip’s BO.

>>1032 His name is Poole. Christopher Poole, also known as moot.

I just took this. Even Swiss advertisers omit the "rip". But I think we should just link it, we're not 13 year-old girls on Instagram. >I will only follow you back if you follow me first

>>1034 >But I think we should just link it, we're not 13 year-old girls on Instagram. Agreed, we are civilize image boardeans, we have friend ship to carry us on our backs.

>>1034 Also my dick is too big to wear shorts in public, what brand do you have on?

This is the best board because you don't get banned from disturbing the gay hugbox

>>1090 Are you talking about .org Or .rip? Because I will not ban you for being mean to gay people, in fact since the server is in Russia I can’t post gay propaganda.

It has come to my attention that krautchan.rip is hosted in the disgusting country of Russia, I will refrain from posting in krautchan.rip in the future. But what is a white man supposed to do when he is banned from the white boards? It's the administration of krautchan.org who forces me, as a white man, to post on krautchan.rip

>>1092 >rip hosted in Russia So .rip and .org are basically in war with eachother.

>>1134 I thought about that. The devastation of war See what happens when Bernds go to war Countries who claim the same descendants of something greater The conflict of two Chans who claim to be KC’s revival. How no matter what, Russia will probably not win Russia has been losing for years and yet instead of stopping, They just push forward losing more lives and ruining their reputation. I will never give up on .rip and for that I am the villain of .org I see now why Generalmajor doesn’t want to link .rip but unlike Russia, I am the polandball guy Not the .rip or KC guy. We don’t have to go to war like the ancestors before us, We could unite and become Krautchan, all you have to do is link us. Please.

>>1133 Would you come back if I told you pool is Turkish?

>>1134 In that case .rip is losing >_<

>>1136 He isn't Turkish, he's a Russian expat living in Turkey.

>>1138 I know, I just want Bernds back.

>>1139 Then you shouldn't lie to them.

>>1140 You’re right, Bernd’s gone, but he shit posted anyways, perhaps one day they will come again.