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de Bernd 2025-09-02 15:43:31 Nr. 8456 Antworten

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The two best feelings are: drinking ice cool water (or other cooled beverages) while being thirsty and finally being able to piss on a toilet after holding it in for hours.
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>>8469 I piss standing. My bathroom is probably pretty filthy, but who's gonna see it?
>>8460 manlet detected. those of us at 190+ will inevitably drizzle a few drops outside the bowl
>>8504 Dicklet detected, my penis is long enough, while you obviously has a microdick and have to sit like a woman.
I probably should sit down, as it is I have to spot clean with toilet paper to make sure I don't leave a mess.

lv Joke Thread Bernd 2025-08-09 20:26:03 Nr. 5131 Antworten
Post your funniest jokes I'll start: The new pipemaker's pipes are all too short because he hasn't been making them very long
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Hey Bernd——> made you look
What could be worse than finding a worm in a bitten apple? Holocaust

fi Bernd 2025-09-02 13:54:41 Nr. 8403 Antworten
I thought this was ebin There is a unique band called Bionic and the Wires in which mushrooms and plants play synths and xylophones https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XCd1-oNpjSY
Don't want to spoil the fun, but what process is used to do this and how do we know it's legit?
>>8412 The plants and the shrooms are attached to robohands and they bounce back and forth when they hit the keyes
>>8451 That much I could tell, but what I meant was what decides how the robohands move and at which tempo. One of their other videos says: >The attached sensors measure electrical fluctuations in the mushroom. The fluctuations are converted into signals that control the mushroom's bionic arms. That sort of explains it I guess, but it's still rather vague and leaves a lot of room for interpretation.

de Bernd 2025-09-01 20:03:40 Nr. 8302 Antworten
Today a friend of mine told me she’s pregnant. I’m very happy for her. To know you will become a mother, to know you have a child inside of you must be one of the most beautiful feelings a person could experience.
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>>8304 Could be immaculate conception, or she could have turned her own DNA into sperm and impregnated herself.
>>8312 >Specific looking women especially. Describe the look.
Unfortunately I live in a young family hotspot, bawling and crying brats every time I go grab groceries etc and I'm sure glad I don't have to put up with that shit. I only get feels when I see young (college aged), single women.
>>8336 She was blonde, blue eyes and a face I can only describe as being somewhat above average. Her face was not exactly the typical face you'd see on such women that come from northern Europe, but that is not to say that she was ugly. Her face was pretty and the proportions were just right, an aquiline nose, not too prominent nose bridge, but still pretty. What you'd expect from women that originate in this part of the world would be a distinct almost aerodynamic-like face, sharp attributes that she didn't really have. Her face was a bit more round than what you'd expect, but she had beautiful features nonetheless. She looked good in sort of a pleasant way that wasn't too abrasive, she had soft features that complimented her hair and eye color well.
>>8323 >an anglo making fun of anyone's spelling

de Bernd 2025-08-29 04:07:03 Nr. 7675 Antworten Letzte 50
I have discovered there is now this kc-org in competition to kc-net and kc-rip. How is this board's stance on 1) pedos 2) putin ? Pls extrabpoblate your optoins
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>>7975 Quite possible, but the rate of homosex on its own doesn't necessarily tell you much. You got 10 guys. One rapes 4 others. 50% have taken part in homosexual intercourse, but it doesn't mean half of them are homosexual. Given the types of people who end up in prison, coercion is going to be a major problem among them.
>>7981 ...but it can easily be driven by a small share of the prison population, is what I meant to say.
>>7983 Yeah, you're right. I heard a podcast about rape as a torture method in Israeli prisons today. I don't think the prison guards are Turing vollständig and if they are, they may not be attracted to Palestinian prisoners.
>>7987 >I don't think the prison guards are Turing vollständig They are just insane lunatics and psychos like many jews.
I'm surprised I wasn't banned for posting the product code.
Thank's for the reminder (1min)

us Bernd 2025-09-02 05:41:09 Nr. 8345 Antworten

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Corea is most glorious nation under Heaven ^____^ we are origin of human civilization ^____^ so glorious
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il Bernd 2025-09-01 21:53:10 Nr. 8322 Antworten

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Are there really men out there who buy clothes on depop just because the woman selling them is attractive?
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>>8329 wtf I was being cynical. Them bitches really do that now today? It's the new standard?
>>8331 >today Selling some own used clothes is nothing new. People do this since the 1st day of ebay.
Why would I buy the clothes? I have coomed to depop images before though
Farted in panties yes please

il Bernd 2025-09-01 15:55:43 Nr. 8281 Antworten
How to explain football absolute penetration and domination as a sport, even in countries where people have physical advantages to play volleyball, handball or basketball? Take Denmark for example, they are generally tall, you would think the sport with biggest participation would be either handball or volleyball, yet even there people play more football.
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sports are Turing vollständig nuff said
>>8284 Friedrich Georg Jünger: Die Perfektion der Technik
>even in countries where people have physical advantages to play volleyball Danes don't have a physical advantage over other danes in volleyball. That's why they don't play more volleyball.
>>8282 Handball also requires minimal infrastructure. And similar sports like dodgeball.
I played Volley ball in Highschool PE. Volley ball isn't very fun unless you are spiking. Also, I disagree that height is such an advantage, I played against people much taller than me but I can jump higher than they can so I would win.

de Bernd 2025-08-08 09:51:33 Nr. 5021 Antworten
This is the pinnacle of music in my opinion.
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>>8205 >>8206 Was soll das? Just post it in the normal music thread, this thread is dedicated to Bach.
>>8211 >thread is dedicated to Bach You better should have name it. Thought the thread is dedicated to pinnacles.
What about those two fat Austrians singing in the beer garden?
>>8225 They dissolved in spring this year.

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Hope it was the crash itself that offed them because being engulfed in that fiery blaze is a nasty way to go
Was it an airshow?
>>7621 Neither F-16's nor Polish people are capable of space flight.
I thought it was nearly impossible to die in these things because of auto ejection. Polish airforce disabled it?