pl Bernd 2025-09-10 12:06:39 Nr. 9609 Antworten
When would we REALLY know what happened there?
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Fuck off to /pol/
>>9637 The US has a few ten thousands homicides per year. What makes you think that talking about a particular one is /pol/ tier just because it's being exploited by the presi-- ohh, you're right.

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Niggers gonna nig.
>>9609 Wow they already did the Netflix movie?
>>9639 >The US has a few ten thousands homicides per year. Sadly that never stopped the left, the NGO complex, and the media establishment from turning Trayvon Martin, Ahmaud Arbery, Jordan Neely, and even non-violent trivial incidents like the "Central Park birdwatching incident" into national stories with leading headlines to reinforce the narrative of black victimization and white racism, despite each one of those cases being a lot more cherry-picked than this Ukrainian woman's murder when considering statistical realities. After a whole decade of suffering such dishonest garbage from esteemed institutions like the NYT that are held up as exemplars of journalistic integrity, there's a completely understandable impulse to use that same playbook against them, because it is a very powerful method of swaying public opinion. So here we are. And while OP may or may not be from /pol/, the contents of his post qualify as mainstream right-wing in the US at this point. Fox News was openly posting black crime statistics to their boomer audience two days ago, which would have been unimaginable even 3 years ago.

Personen mit denen Bernd fickiert Bernd 2025-09-10 07:01:55 Nr. 6497 Antworten
-Bernds Hausärztin. Sie nimmt Bernd alle drei Monate Blut ab. Natürlich nicht sie selbst, sondern ihre Auszubildende. -Bernds Labor Ruft schon mal 8x an und spricht auf den nicht vorhandenen AB. Ist ansonsten anonym. -Bernds Psychiater Stellt Bernd die Atteste aus und verschreibt Bernd neue Medikamente, die das Labor nachweisen kann. -Die Fahrerlaubnisbehörde/Der Beamte Ist ein Wichser vor dem Herrn und verschickt gerne Hasspost. Versucht Bernds Führerschein zu ergattern. -Die Lolizei Bringt Bernd immer in die Klinik, wenn jemand den Auftrag gibt. Ist dumm wie Stroh. -Bernds Auto Ist ein Neuwagen von VW. -Bernds Büro Briefumschläge mit und ohne Fenster, DeutschePost.de für die Briefmarke mit Einschreiberückschein, Bernds treuer HP Laserdrucker und Kopierer, paypal.com zum Bezahlen, Bernds neuer Kugelschreiber, Klebestift und Schere für die Briefmarke, Locher für die Kopien. Dafür ist natürlich ein guter Pehzeh nötig. -Bernds Chefarzt Wechselt allernasenlang, schreibt mal negative, mal positive Gutachten, Steht auf einer Liste des Landratsamtes. Wird immer in Bar bezahlt, kostet mehr als ein Bürgigehalt. Zuletzt arbeitslos dank Bernd, weil auf weitere Gutachten (das 5.) verzichtet wird. -Bernds Eltern haben jedwedes Interesse an dem Vorgang verloren. -Bernds Bruder schaft in der Industrie, hat einen Nicht-studiert-Komplex, fickt auch nicht. -Die Sprechstundenhilfe des Psychiaters Geilzsau, aber schon zu alt für Bernd. Findet Bernd attraktiv. Hat Launen wie zehn nackte Neger. Vermasselt Bernd immer die Termine. -Die Brettmoderation blockiert Bernd immer.
>>6497 >-Die Brettmoderation Dann sitzt doch einfach deine Panade ab und benimm dich danach?
Und deshalb heulst du so rum? Vor einem Jahr hab ich mir für ca. 300 Euro die Casio EX-S770 Kamera gekauft. Diese war im Sommer schon schrott, weil irgendwie Sandkörner in die Kamera gekommen sind. Fand ich schon wunderlich, weil ich nur in Strandnähe war. Kostete mich dann 100 Euro Reperatur, weil Casio dafür keine Garantie übernehmen wollte. Vor zwei Monaten hab ich sie zurückbekommen. Heute dann der nächste Schaden: Das Display ist kaputt. Einfach so. Ohne Display ist die Kamera aber weitgehend wertlos. Mal schauen, was Casio sagt und ob diesmal die Garantie wenigstens zieht. Ich ärgere mich nur, dass ich soviel für eine Kamera ausgegeben habe, die innerhalb eines Jahres zum zweiten Mal kaputt ist. Und mich jetzt wieder mit dem Casio-Support rumärgern darf. Nochmal bin ich nicht bereit, Geld dafür auszugeben.
Die Medikamente. Du musst sie nehmen.

de soapy massage Bernd 2025-09-09 19:41:03 Nr. 9554 Antworten

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what are the current prices your soapy massage in Bangkok and thailand general?
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>>9668 cant even go hookering savely anymore, thats what they took... u actual knowings of ppl with stolen shit from hookers ?
>>9670 not in person, i read about it in the news some years ago
Jacking off to anime is better and is free. Why would you ever go to a hooker?
>>9684 I wish we had classy young hookers like in fantasy games instead of the bydlo gypsies that make up our brothels Better to jack off

Bernd 2025-08-06 23:35:33 Nr. 4887 Antworten
Wenn das der Mossad erfährt, puh
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>>6531 Aufgrund dieser Naktmachungsgefahr damals überprüft Bernd heute immer noch jedes privat aufgenomme Bild nach EXIF-Daten und löscht diese und gibt generell so wenig wie möglich Infos raus. KC hat geprägt
>>6532 Es gab ja Gerüchte, dass Escortbernd die Seite angezeigt hat nachdem er nacktgeogen und belästigt und diffamiert wurde und Krautchan deswegen so schnell und unkommentiert verschwand. Da sind mir Avatarhuren lieber als die Doxxer.
>>6531 Ich hab tatsächlich geguckt, ob ich da was zu gespeichert habe im Lauerordner. Find aber nix ;_; 2015 ist aber auch schon ziemlich spät in der Zeit. Ich bezog mich mit meinem Pfosten zum Doxxen und Naktziehen eher auf die Frühphase nach 2003. Anfangs war es eher ruhig auf 4kanal, aber als das Fahrt aufnahm wurde es lustig. Bis dann Scientology Anons Winnenden wurde und jeder (der damals Internet sauber bedienen konnte) 4kanal kannte. Was immernoch ziemlich ruhig war. Und Jahre später gab es dann deutsche Bilderbretter, die Bernd (damals Anon) vom 4Kanal kannte. Cord, Eins, KC dann. Bernd hier hat tatsächlich auch aktiv und maßgeblich an Naktmachungen teilgenommen und diesbezüglich extreme Ergebnisse erzielt. Das machte dann im Verlauf eine umgewidmete Luftschiffhalle nahe einer deutschen Metropole schlagartig den versammelten Lauerern in der ganzen Republik bekannt.
>>6534 2008 war Bernd bei IRC Satanisten, die haben ganz andere Spielchen gespielt, von daher war ich ganz gut vorbereitet bei 2015. Es war eh mehr Schaden für die Behörden als für mich, weil sie am Sonntag dann den ganzen Müll feinsäuberlichst löschen mussten, der durch sie entstanden ist.
>>6534 Den Cordkanal gab es wirklich? Bernd dachte immer, dass sei irgendein Innenseiterwitz und ein Wortspiel für den Krautkanal.

it Bernd 2025-09-08 18:21:31 Nr. 9437 Antworten
Good news everyone! Apparently, causality might not be a thing. This is yet more evidence that points to the universe not being material at all in its essence. Based?
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>>9474 I disagree that her videos on Physics are bad persay, she is just skeptical and dismissive of much of the research being done and of course as you are in that feild you are going to react negatively to that. Having said that. Yes, she is commenting on many fields she is not an expert in, but that's Youtube in general. Most Youtubers don't have any relevant expertise at all, at least she is a scientist. So I think overall she does a good job as a science communicator.
>>9458 I half-recalled seeing something from her that made me think she had fallen to overprideful contrarian clickbait retardation, but looking at her shit for a second now I dunno. Accent is weird though.
Watched this breddy intresting video that touches upon how materialism is fundamentally a lie that we keep believing for convenience's sake so here it is. :^)
>>9474 do you believe in the eternalist model of time

de Bernd 2025-09-09 22:12:12 Nr. 9564 Antworten
Bernd, do you think a new World War is coming? Quite a number of countries currently seems keen to repeat all the mistakes that happened before the last two
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>>9593 > I think they'll miss their opportunity. Realistically they have a rather small window, which is around three to five years. wtf are you talking about what could possibly be the upper bound to this window lol
>>9593 >>9665 Wait do you mean Russia or China has that window
>>9665 Russia: NATO rearming to an extent where even Russia thinks it's a bad idea China: honestly idk, their demographics are terrible but there's a lot of them.
>>9570 Iran is isolated and its vaunted Axis of Resistance has been proven to be largely worthless aside from the Houthis. Israel can cause a lot of mess because its population has at least 1 standard deviation advantage in intelligence over the Ayyrabs around them and have (so far) the steadfast backing of the US, but there's little potential for it to draw in major outside powers in a way that would amount to a world war of any sort. Whatever Middle Eastern conflict that happens will remain regional, with US coming in to bomb whoever threatens oil prices but otherwise keeping a distance. Russia and China showed how much they care for Iran in the last bout of Israeli bombings (very little). No one else will seriously challenge the US in the near future. >>9576 Countries are able to put up a much more brutal fight when their population is convinced the war is existential and becomes willing to endure immense hardship to see it through. Neither Putin nor his heir will be able to sell any offensive campaign into the EU as the third Patriotic War that would result in that level of commitment. Especially not after the fiasco of his three-day SMO. His regime doesn't have anywhere near enough buy-in from the population to be able to impose the necessary sacrifices on the Russian population without destroying itself. >>9593 Russia dragging its feet in properly mobilizing for war is very revealing of Putin's own confidence in how much Russians are willing to bleed for his war. So far, Russia's recruitment drive is heavily dependent on emptying prisons and offering very generous (by Russian standards) payments to (disproportionately ethnic minority) desperate men rather than heavy-handed coercion like Ukraine does. >>9641 This is the only thing that can salvage the 21st century from massive global immiseration. Bernds better hope the tech hype around AGI/ASI is well founded. Without fooming, the world is heading to a very grim place, with or without a major global conflict.
No, wars don't take place between developed and unauthoritarian nations

de Books Bernd 2025-09-06 17:26:54 Nr. 9215 Antworten
Old one on AS: >>710 Read The Temptation of Saint Anthony by Gustave Flaubert. It's a weird book full of obscure Christian sects, Ancient Gods and mythic beasts. Didn't really enjoy the mix of prose and dramatic dialogue, but still an interesting book. It's also my first Flaubert and his vivid descriptions of the Ancient world already gave me a good impression of his prosaic skill. The story is also a nice allegory of the struggle of the modern world. I just wish I had read an edition with footnotes or something, because I didn't know 90% of the Christian heretics and deities mentioned. After that I read The Three Leaps of Wang Lun by Alfred Döblin and man, I did have a hard time getting through it. Terrible prose, Döblin has a completely jarring style, weird sentence structure, he just makes up words or uses them in a wrong context, really not my taste. I have to say that some scenes in this are pretty good, especially the mass scenes of religious ecstasy and gory battle, but overall I found the plot rather lacking and couldn't quite understand the actions of the characters. I wish it had featured more Taoism instead of political revolt and intrigue. I think I will keep away from Döblin for now. >>8934 Very nice. I also think the actual pilgrimage and the pilgrim's stories, the characters he meets etc. are the highlight of this book. It's also a helpful introduction to the Jesus prayer and sometimes I resort to it, but I haven't mastered it like the pilgrim has. I also liked that it has a pretty clear guide how to read the NT regarding prayer.
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>>9367 I genuinely don't know, Bernd. https://archive.org/details/in.ernet.dli.2015.21775
Holy mother of God, this is one of the best books I’ve ever read on par with something like Anna Karenina. I have never read anything like it, great great stuff. It has humor, has a Bernd tier protagonist, has a lot of feels (and what kind of feels they are!), incredible descriptions of love, just terrific.

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New library batch just dropped. So expect some posting about Russian books in the next few weeks.
>>9675 Who is that Solow jew and why did he write so much?
>>9677 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Solovyov_(philosopher) Half of that book are footnotes by the publisher. Bernd recommended me his Three Encounters, which are included in this book.

pl Bernd 2025-09-10 08:18:08 Nr. 9591 Antworten

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Poland finally moved from splendid isolation to decisive action Yet few days ago they were unable to detect drones and missiles hitting untouchable NATO territory and random mushroom-pickers and cyclists had to do this. Now, they proudly announce they supposedly "neutralize" objects breaking Article Five of mighty NATO. I would like to see some videos of neutralisation and photos of shot down objects too, otherwise i reserve a right of doubt for myself. My theory is that all these hostile objects hit Bolanda thats why regime informed local populations that they should contact them if they find some debris. Reminder that Poland pays $15k for every single one out of 10k GI Joes rotationally stationed here. If the US of A is a good ally and takes its obligations seriously, Bolanda should give MANPADS to every one of them and send them on eastern-northern border to catch drones. MANPADS is actually the only thing that Polish MIC produces from A to Z and that US-American MIC cant produce anymore in a mass way due to loss of competency. I would also send all Polish pierdziochy ("online fighters" spamming Internet with mainstream pro-war/pro-syatem/anti-russian propaganda) to defend the country they supposedly love so much. You think its going to happen? I think it wont Fun fact: FDI in Bolanda in 2024 fell down by 60% compared to 2023 mostly because of geopolitical instability, and now regime must finally pretend it is doing something because FDI for 2025 are even lower
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>>9642 also, man, I am willing to engage with you but when the reasonable positions are "russia did it on purpose" and "russia didn't do it on purpose", maybe don't reach for the schizo option "it was a false flag"
(turn on autotranslated subtitles or wait for press to report) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSM6xjst3sA
>>9669 He said "Shahed or equivalent", which, according to Wikipedia, has an operational range of 2500 km. Were the twitter reports fake? Are the Polish reports the German guy is quoting wrong?
>>9669 Did he dye his hair lmao?
>>9674 Gerberas are decoy Shaheds, same radar signature and flight characteristics (at least as far the Ukrainian air defense network at night is concerned). In this way they're equivalent. Gerberas are usually used to buff the Shahed numbers and make UA waste air defense efforts on worthless model planes.

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BTR-4 «Bucephalus» I like him because of that kino moment where this bad boi eliminated russian ivf and burned russian t72
>>8731 heheh, fucking pidari

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BRRRRRTT *kills thread*
>>8746 These days they would get shot down even before reaching the AO. Even back in the 70s when they were conceived, the US command accepted the fact that they would be attrited in a matter of weeks. tl;dr Sudoku mission

au Cooking Thread Bernd 2025-09-07 09:48:07 Nr. 9278 Antworten
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These are the Kranskys I was talking about. It's just a kransky wrapped in puff pastry though I did experiment a bit with adding cheses and basil to it.
>>9592 Noice. I made a basque cheesecake last week. Next time I'll remember to take a photo for casey.

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Making pizza. From the box. Cut and spread the toppings more evenly and moistened the edges with water.

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>>9658 Now I will eat it and drink some Lonkero

de Music threada Bernd 2025-06-05 13:31:35 Nr. 225 Antworten Letzte 50
Post whatever music you like. I start with Kyary Pamyu Pamyu, for the betterment of the world. :3
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In 2025 people forgot this masterpiece.
>>9536 That's not a sign of quality though, is it? NSYNC also went Diamond, as did the Dirty Dancing soundtrack.
>>9626 It's less a comment on the quality of the album itself and more about the band's staying power. If you notice, the vast majority of legacy Metal bands have rapidly aging audiences, but Metallica has consistently been able to pull in newer and younger generations of fans in part from embracing media but also from recognition. Few bands can speak to that.
>>9659 that's because most people like shit metallica sucks ass and megadeath fugs them in half without even trying
>>9660 Dave Mustaine is a talented performer, but the contempt he had for his own audience from canceling tours in his prime to openly feuding on top of being an egotistical ass ruins much of his reputation. He was coasting on his laurels by the time he released Cryptic Writings, and Endgame, while decent, pales in comparison to anything released between 1985-1994.

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>>6291 >Psychedelika kreieren nur Hokus-Pokus-Hallus.
>>6340 4Kanal hat auch eine ganz andere Reichweite als der Kohl oder das Brett hier. Ach, Bernd
>>6340 >Und während Corona konnte man systemnahe und vor allem systematische Pfostierungen inklusive massiv-aggressivem Vorgehen gegen Andersdenkende tagtäglich beobachten. >Schwurbel Scheiße im Internet >Werde zu Recht falsch bewiesen und ausgelacht >"Wääähhh, ich werde diskriminiert, nur weil ich anderes denke! " Ab in die Schwurbler Gruppen auf Telegram mit dir!
>>1 >Krautchan ist wieder da! Nein. Die Truppe hier ist leider feek.
Warum kommst du dann immer wieder zurück? (Bannumgehung)
Das Projekt hat Potenzial. Schön zu sehen, dass sich jemand die Mühe macht in dieser Zeit, die wahrscheinliche die Schwerste jemals für ein neues deutsches Bilderbrett ist. Übrigens: Jeder Pfosten, der versucht hier Zwietracht zu säen und das Brett totzureden, beweist nur, dass die Zersetzer ebenfalls Potenzial sehen, ansonsten würden sie sich die Mühe gar nicht machen. Eigentlich offensichtlich, aber wollte trotzdem darauf hinweisen.

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>>6511 Hast du Kinder in dem Alter oder bist du selbst noch ein Kind? Bernd hat damals auch auf seine Frisur geachtet. Unabhängig vom Zeitgeist ist es aber eine einfache Entscheidung, ob man wie ein Kanacke rumlaufen möchte oder nicht. Und ein gesunder, deutscher Mann / Jugendlicher läuft nicht mit einem Brokkolikopf durch die Welt. So1Fach.
>>6512 Wer sind denn diese niedlichen Talahons?
>>6019 Ashkenazim-Juden sind eigentlich das Gegenteil von Unterschicht. Reich und gebildet.
>>6513 Was du empfindest, ist dass du ein bitterer alter Mann geworden bist, der Wolken anschreit. Hat nichts mit Unterschicht oder dem, was du als "deutsch" empfindest zu tun. Viele gesunde deutsche junge Männer laufen so rum. Ich finde es auch hässlich, aber ich bin auch nicht 20-25.

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>>6516 Eine gewisse Verbitterung mag ich garnicht abstreiten. Bernd sieht die von dir benannten "jungen Deutschen" nirgendswo mehr. Bernd sieht nur noch Türkenbanden, Libanesenclans, Araberfamilien. Dazwischen Kanisterköppe und Neger. Vielleicht sollte Bernd aus der Stadt wegziehen, um nicht mehr Wolken anschreien zu müssen.

Bernd 2025-08-08 18:12:25 Nr. 4963 Antworten
Bernd, erzähl mir ein Familiengeheimnis.
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>>4968 Vielleicht war er 10. :3 >>4963 Meine Familie ist stinklangweilig. Nicht mal eine mögliche Nazivergangenheit konnte ich bei den Urgroßeltern ausgraben, hatte auch nix mit meinen Cousinen weil zu jung. Also nichtmal was geiles inzestöses passiert.

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>>5007 Uff würde nicht bleiben. Würde Thema eiskalt vor allen ansprechen und mich verpissen.
>>6318 Achso...habe irgendwie 3000 gelesen. 300 sind noch verkraftbar für eine Enttäuschung.

au Bernd 2025-09-07 04:12:59 Nr. 9260 Antworten
Why does Moriya Shrine have a Nuclear reactor and why is it underground? Very suspicious....
In light of recent events in Iran and in Qatar, this is quite an important matter.

/b/ - Tütenweinlager Bernd 2025-09-05 19:06:58 Nr. 6319 Antworten
Willkommen, liebe Kohlweine. Ich hoffe, ihr lebt euch hier gut ein und schafft es, euch hier zu integrieren.
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>>6420 Ah, ich dachte, es ging um >ZwischenablageBild Ich glaube, ich habe jetzt verstanden, was du meinst. Nervbernd ist ein Kohlwein. Hier ein Reaktionsbildchen für die Zukunft :3
>>6421 Fickend gespeichert :3
>>6421 >>6418 Bernd wünschte er könnte auch so gut zeichnen wie Bernd :3
>Kohl -> Kraut v2. Von einer Behindertenzentrale in die Nächste. Bernd beweist mal wieder, dass er als einziger Europäer Bilderbrett nicht kann
Bannumgehung
Die Schmach der Schande wird dieses Krüppelbrett hinfortspülen, wie sie den Kohl hinfort gespült hat.
Wie Mett du bist (wiederholte Pannadeumgehung)

Psychose Bernd 2025-09-06 22:14:48 Nr. 6364 Antworten

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Hatte Bernd schonmal eine Psychose?
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>>6503 Hattest du eine Therapie um das Ganze zu verarbeiten?
>>6504 Nö, Therapie war noch wegen was anderem.
>>6505 Nach einer ähnlichen Kein-Eskapade mit einer Grenzlinienmulle bin ich etwas abgestürzt, aber dank Therapie eigentlich ganz oke rausgekommen. Hat auch vieles aus meiner Kindheit aufgearbeitet.
>>6506 Wie gesagt, Therapie war wegen Depressionen und Kindheitskram der aber davon unberührt war. Die Mullengeschichte war halt eine Eskapade die aber die Psychose lostrat. Nach 10 Jahren war das aber überwunden, jedoch die Misstrauensprobleme blieben. Belsastet mich aber nicht wirklich.
>>6507 Bei mir ging auch nur der Anfang über die Eskapade, der Rest über die Kindheit und wie ich mit den Menschen um mich herum interagiere.

us Bernd 2025-09-09 10:40:46 Nr. 9493 Antworten

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what the fug is going on. krautchan is back? did old kohlchan staff die or did they just get the domain and change it?
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>>9549 E-Bullying campaign by some tranny apparently, but who knows what really happened.

Bernd 2025-05-26 21:42:50 Nr. 505 Antworten Letzte 50
Fefe hat eine Woche nichts gepostet. Jetzt ist der Zertifikat ausgelaufen. Haben ihn die Spahnferkel am Ende das fette Leben gekostet?
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Dieser Bernd glaubt leider auch, dass die Situation sehr beschönigt wird. Wäre er wirklich im Juli bereits in der Situation gewesen alle E-Mails (oder auch nur eine) lesen zu können, hätte er doch im selben Atemzug IRGEND eine offizielle Nachricht über einen offiziellen Kanal verlauten lassen. Irgendwas. Bernd hat den Verdacht, dass das auch ökonomische Gründe haben könnte weil seine Firma doch seit letztem Jahr in diesen großen Bundes- und EU-Projekten rund um GNU Taler steckt und unter anderem die komplette Testinstanz für die ganze EU betreibt: https://www.bfh.ch/de/aktuell/news/2024/eu-projekt-will-private-und-sichere-online-zahlungen-in-der-eurozone-moeglich-machen/ https://www.taler.net/papers/codeblau-bank.pdf https://concretecontracts.codeblau.de/ Alleine aus dem EU-Projekt erhält Code Blau meiner Erinnerung nach über 200k NG, hat jetzt aber nur noch 50% der Angestellten.

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>>6482 Ok, ich musste ein bisschen lachen
>>6485 Fefe wurde von Geheimdiensten ermodert, weil er zu viel wusste und nicht kooperierte.

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>>6485 Bernd geht mittlerweile auch davon aus, das Fefe nur noch eine Blume ist. So lange dauert keine Schlaganfallreha, wenn man nicht geistig komplett in den Wicken ist. Bernds letzte Hoffnung ist noch, das Felix sich einfach komplett die Zeit nimmt und refelektiert, seine Frau flachlegt oder mit den Kindern Urlaub macht. Irgendwas positives. Und dann gestärkt zurück kommt.
>>6494 >Bernds letzte Hoffnung ist noch, das Felix sich einfach komplett die Zeit nimmt und refelektiert, seine Frau flachlegt oder mit den Kindern Urlaub macht. Irgendwas positives. Und dann gestärkt zurück kommt. Bernd glaubt ehrlich gesagt nicht dran. Er hätte etwas geschrieben. Irgendwas. Und wenn es nur "Macht euch keine Sorgen" ist. Ich gönne ihm die Privatsphäre und ich hoffe, keine verrückten Leute stalkieren seine Frau um an Informationen zu kommen.

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What's the worst vice\habit your countrymen have? Do you also share it?
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>>9524 Canned ravioli is good once a year. I put bacon into it and much more spices like bell pepper powder, salt, pepper and garlic.
perhaps algoholismus and yes i do, somewhat
>>9527 That's a tendency all people have.
We block our spawn areas with towels and there is nothing you niggas can do ybout it

fi Bernd 2025-09-05 19:55:23 Nr. 9108 Antworten
Sex with your pet is the best way to show them that you love them and making you into their bitch, is the best way for them to show you that they love you. My favorite dogs to get banged by are Great Danes and Mastiffs. Picture removed due to zoophilia
Edited last time by REDACTED on 2025-09-05 20:55:38.
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>>9212 One gets you into prison in Germany, the other not. As simple as that.
>>9270 Does the drawing get you in prison? I know that CP was also a crime if it's drawn, probably still is, but is the same true for animal abuse?
funny that some drawings are outlawed again, just like in the middle ages in Europe
Ban is over. Reposting without any -spoilered- pics that hurt newfag mod's feelings. >>9197 It wasn't a video. It was hentai, pic related: https://pomf2.lain.la/f/oim0wsj.jpg The kind of stuff that wouldn't get you b& not even on rеddit. Although it looks like AIslop so OP is gау. >they should get banned for a few million years. How old are you?
>>9270 Interesting. Textual representation is allowed, but visual is banned. What about audio?

de Bernd 2025-09-06 10:44:02 Nr. 9165 Antworten
Announcement to all Bernds: from now on I will stop replying to the posts of the Leftist Swiss ball. There are few Bernds who are as retarded, obnoxious and insufferable as him, to not motivate him to post I will stop replying.
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>>9273 There is it’s just they don’t reply.
I would like to be Swiss.
>>9450 It's not about him leftist, but it's about how he posts, how he brings forth his opinions. His posting style is just obnoxious, I don't care about his political ideology, I find it a bit funny, because he's incredibly stereotypical for a leftist. I hate poltards as well.
>>9506 They speak gibberish. But they are wealthy. Difficult decision.

Freitagabend und arrein zuhause? Bernd 2025-05-30 16:31:57 Nr. 599 Antworten Letzte 50

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Dieser Faden soll Dich daran erinnern, daß Du toll bist.
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>>6317 Ich werd langsam wach und begrüße Bernd mit nem Handschlag. Was geht ab, Bernd? Guck mal das ist meine Welt. Meine Hobbys sind, äh, Animus und Memes erstellen.
>>6326 Nein, aber evtl. zum ersten Mal zur Pop Con. Ich hielt es immer für Krebs, aber neulich haben mir mehrere Leute gesagt, dass es kühl sei.
>>6397 Bernd schon mal nicht.
>>6326 1x Connichi und 3x Dokomi ließen nich Animu hassen... aber im Nachhinein lüftete ich damals eh nur was in der Glotze lief

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There is a moose lost in Austria for months and the newspaper and TV report daily on everywhere he goes and what he does. They call him Emil. R8.
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>>9519 The easy way to tell them apart is by the fact that Mooses are ugly but Elk aren't.
>>9520 I mean in (american) English. In all other languages "elks" are the ugly ones, and the other ones are just some type of deer, "cervus".
>>9521 Huh? Am I speaking American? That can't be right.
>>9522 You do, lol. Behold the fuckery: >The moose (pl.: 'moose'; used in North America) or elk (pl.: 'elk' or 'elks'; used in Eurasia) (Alces alces) is the world's tallest, largest and heaviest extant species of deer and the only species in the genus Alces. >Alces alces is called a "moose" in North American English, but an "elk" in British English.[4] The word "elk" in North American English refers to a completely different species of deer, Cervus canadensis, also called the wapiti (from Algonquin). Family: Cervidae Subfamily: Capreolinae Tribe: Alceini Genus: Alces Species: A. alces >The elk (pl.: elk or elks; Cervus canadensis) or wapiti, is the second largest species within the deer family, Cervidae, and one of the largest terrestrial mammals in its native range of North America and Central and East Asia. The word "elk" originally referred to the European variety of the moose, Alces alces, but was transferred to Cervus canadensis by North American colonists. >By the 17th century, Alces alces (moose, called "elk" in Europe) had long been extirpated from the British Isles, and the meaning of the word "elk" to English-speakers became rather vague, acquiring a meaning similar to "large deer". Family: Cervidae Genus: Cervus Species: C. canadensis In short, what everybody else calls an elk, americans call a "moose". And what everybody else just calls wapiti deer, americans call "elks". In reality, these wapiti (who americans call "elks") are so close to the red deer that till late 90s they were thought to be red deer subspecies.

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>These animals are often divided into two species because the North American and Asian subspecies have greater presence of chromosomes than the European subspecies - European moose have 68 of them while "American moose" subspecies has 70. Lol

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>>8017 I'm a fan of his spoken word recordings, although this one is certainly the best. Real 4am depressioncore.
>>9221 maybe it makes me a huge casual but I've always liked specifically golden wedding of sorrow and and giddy edge of light most
>>9242 I tried reading Ligotti, and found him insufferable. Then I learned that he's mostly an ideologist, not an author, and it all made sense. Depressioncore is one thing, but these insufferable whiny pessimists are simply losers. You wanna do anti-life art? Do it for real then, don't fucking bitch and whine like a pussy about your anti-natalism, "reducing suffering" and other pretentious effeminate emo garbage. Below the lid of a vast rounded monument Trickling of gristly vestiges and whacked hopes Enhanced by the horrible excess of fetid exhalation And uterine strangulation by the wreaths Of the herds astray, arid in despair, blessed With dilated flakes of fire, slowly wafting down... Say, what does a maternal heart feel when merely Vinegar stills your child's thirst? You'd implore to harbour his torment in your chest... To make his burden yours, but... Sacrilege! Who are you, harlot, to interfere with His emerald will When even your glance should never leave the soil? There resides the fusion, there is the nucleus Angel prick and holy semen, And a woman genuflecting an aroused beast of burden alike Seduced by the father and seducing the son There resides the fusion, there is the nucleus A phallic communion that sanctifies interior wastelands He that soweth to his flesh shall of the flesh reap corruption Carnal malefactor, rub your sterile wriggling womb With a candle in reverential contemplation And give voluptuous harbour to vile insects He that soweth to his flesh shall of the flesh reap corruption The scorpion shall open the book of Salomon for you to see And the snake slither out of the lips that delivered once The redeemer of man, born out of shameful maternity... He that soweth to his flesh shall of the flesh reap corruption The lactiferous Beast subjugated reason to appetite Praised be human nature, ciborium of shame and waste, For bathing in decline a redeemer moisty of semen so contemptible There resides the fusion, there is the nucleus Angel prick and holy semen, And a woman genuflecting an aroused beast of burden alike Seduced by the father and seducing the son There resides the fusion, there is the nucleus A phallic communion that sanctifies interior wastelands When a woman is knead by the claws of fowls attracted By seminal odours no longer hidden by dignity And purified by their beaks rummaging her swollen vagina When laments alter into praises despite holy duty and menacing perdition Seers can say that his birth does death subdue no more His birth does death subdue not, for my God proceeds of failed humility... O Master, the eastern pillar of your domination is the organic fallibility.
>>9242 Sorry for the offtopic. I also like Tibet's spoken word compositions; but Ligotti and other ideological pessimists like him can go fuck themselves.

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Damn now I feel like rewatching Lucky Star and Kaiji.
Albania is the worst
>>9461 Why do you use a German VPN, Albaniabernd?
>It's 2am on a Tuesday >You just downloaded the latest chapter of Lucky Star >No school tomorrow >Your parents don't care if you stay up all night >You're 38 >The year is 2025

se Bernd 2025-09-08 11:05:22 Nr. 9408 Antworten

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kohlchan.org is ergonomically superior because you do not need to stretch your thumb as much when holding phone in right hand thanks for listening to my ted talk
To do what and compared to what?

Bernd 2025-08-11 22:01:50 Nr. 5076 Antworten
Bernd ist zwar grundsätzlich gegen sexuelle Ausbeutung, denkt aber nun darüber nach jemanden dafür zu bezahlen damit die über Jahre aufgestaute Geilheit weggeht. Ich bin leider auch nur ein Mensch und kein Übermensch. Würde vermutlich Hobbyhure buchen die es nur nebenbei macht und sie in meine Wohnung lassen. Wie schlecht ist diese Idee?
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Ich habe hunderte Huren gefickt und würde Dir, OP, davon abraten. Du glaubst es wird besser, wenn du dem Druck nachgibst aber wenn du es rauslässt, lässt du es in Wahrheit in Dich hinein. Andere Antworten haben das bereits angesprochen.

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>>6109 Hatte ähnliches Problem ohne Hurre bei Einnachtstand. Wenn ich Körper angucke, reicht es nicht mehr. Wer im heutigen Porno-Übermaß von einer Titte geil wird und zu früh kommt wie ein geistig 12 jähriger Deutschrapper, gut für euch. Ich fühle ohne Kontext gar nichts meer. Bei IRL Pornos komme ich mir dumm vor, Fremden zuzusehen. Blasen geht noch, da ist mein Gehirn noch für empfänglich. Glaube, mein Hirn ist so auf Monitor gepolt, da geht nix mehr. Beim ersten mal war ich komplett abgelenkt von den Gedanken "Dscheisse passiert MIR das gerade" und "Hm auch nicht geiler als alleine." (letzteres zumindest wenn man die andere Person eben kaum kennt) Du musst auch nicht meer, Bernd. Die verweichlichte Zoomer Kultur hasst Sex und Weck-Kultur hat die Ansicht, ficken zu "müssen" um als Mensch zu gelten, zum Glück abgeschafft. Ich tat es aus Gruppenzwang, damit die Beleidigungen ins Leere laufen.
>>6108 Bei dem Zustand, besser mal eine weghämmern.
>>6108 Also Bernd hatte schon so of secks, Bernd kann sich nicht mal mehr ans erste mal errinern. Muss aktiv nachdenken um es ins Gedächtnis zu rufen. Nimm ne deutsche Bezahl-Mulle um Ausgebeutete zu vermeiden.

at Bernd 2025-09-08 15:34:13 Nr. 9425 Antworten

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I fucking hate it when videogames get halberds and pikemen wrong. Civilization 5 and Stronghold do that. Not only do they literally call halberdiers pikemen, they also settle them in normal middle age when in fact they came in 13th and 14 century. On top of that, real pikemen came even later than halberds at as early as 14th century. Imbecile game devs ...
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>>9439 The flaws in the Swiss tactics quickly became apparent when they tried to expand into Italy. However, it was more than enough to repel old-fashioned feudal armies at the time.
Stronghold left my young childhood brain with long lasting mental scars. For a long time I thought pikes were halbreds and then even when I learnt that wasn't the case there was still this nagging thought in the back of my head that would keep saying that pikes were halbreds. I should sue.
>>9439 The English also defeated the Scottish pikes by weakening it with Longbowmen and then exploiting that weakness with cavalry. But sometimes terrain meant that wasn't possible and so the Scots would win. That's probably part of why Swiss Pike men couldn't expand into Italy like >>9441 said.
>>9457 Mostly it was lack of cavalry (with the Po Valley being ideal terrain for them) and lack of cannon. Charles the Bold used English Longbowmen against the Swiss in the Burgundian Wars and they weren't at all effective.
>>9482 It's hard to say. It doesn't seem like long bowmen were a major part of his army and I can't find much about how they actually were employed or what they did.

Bernd 2025-08-04 14:00:18 Nr. 4782 Antworten
Hat Bernd in Aktien oder sowas investiert?
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Alles in Schnaps, 40% sind unschlagbar
Alles in Ethereum, wird 10k in paar Jahren.
>>6358 Genau. ETH wird noch nicht mal 5K.
>>6372 Abwarten. Sobald sie das Skalieren gelöst haben gehts rund.
>>6395 Ich warte dann einfach bis ETH liefert.

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>>9423 >modern industries can't exist without modern financing. The problem is that this isn't as easy to visualize in a map as resources or free labour. It's not really so hard as it ultimately comes down to population, just like free labour. In places with high population density it's easier to generate capital for industrial ventures so it makes industry more common in places with high populations, which is why on the map industry is more common in the most populated areas of both Europe as a whole and individual countries.
>>9416 Flanders had much economical and trading autonomy and privileges by the emperor in the middle age. That was one of the reasons too.
>>9419 But wasn't Flanders by then mostly agrarian while the industry and coal were in the south?

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>>9440 No, it was densely urbanised. Highest population density in Europe together with Northern/Central Italy in the 14th/15th Cent.

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>>4947 Mir egal, ich schiebe trotzdem 95% ab.
>>6439 Bis zum: Jetzt sind sie endlich weg.
>>6440 Bernd versteht den Witz nicht.
>>6441 Jetzt sind sie halt da ( Mutti uff die nechers )

il Bernd 2025-09-04 04:41:20 Nr. 8771 Antworten
What happened to them? Are they sick?
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>>9015 > wear sneakers and plain black shirts and just live a quiet life I fail to see the downsides?
>>9015 > Why would they want that? Because women get so much unwanted attention, and famous women even more so. IMO that's the reason why 90% of people become "transgender": The female-to-male finally want to have freedom from way too much attention, and the male-to-female finally want to get attention.
>>9170 The downsides are the struggle of transitioning. I imagine it sucks, and then they end up as just a dude.
>>9186 Women have no idea how little attention men get... I remember reading one of the biggest negatives of ftm is that suddenly women don't want to have anything to do with you and men don't automatically become your bestie. They said it felt psychologically damaging.
>>9420 Reminds me of these "tinder experiments" where women are shocked at how little matches men get. They truly are delusional.

il Bernd 2025-09-06 18:06:41 Nr. 9225 Antworten
Is this movie (Corsage) good? Is it worth of a torrent?
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>>9281 Jugendstil sisters... Did our time finally came?
>>9281 What if the movie is just the Germanosphere version of Coppola Marie Antoinette, with a prettier actress? I'll be wasting so precious time...
>>9407 I think in Austria it was called Secessionsstil
>>9410 People also say Jugendstil here. You can use both words for it afaik.
Thinking about watching pic rel because Trakl was Bernd tier but seems it mainly focusses on his incestuous relationship to his sister and is an edgy romance flick for women and I can't find a version online. Also they should've used an Austrian actor, there's readings of his works by Oskar Werner on YT, he would've been great.

de Gym Thread Bernd 2025-09-02 12:49:03 Nr. 8383 Antworten

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Any other Bernds go to the gym? What are your current goals? What is your current split?
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>>9243 you make it sound like other people are responsible for your actions
>>9245 Other people are responsible for them.
My ultimate goal is to weight 200 lbs. I'm currently at 295 lbs., down from 410 lbs. As for my routine, three of my days are spent doing focus lifting sessions (45 minutes) and cardio (2+ hours), and the other three are spent doing a full lifting program (60-90 minutes) and then doing cardio.
>>9397 > My ultimate goal is to weight 200 lbs. I'm currently at 295 lbs., down from 410 lbs. Damn good job - you're halfway there. I lost 140lbs. Lots of cardio and low cal+high protein diet. Took a little over a year, 10lbs a month. When I hit the half way mark I was fucking pumped! How tall are you? 200lb might be too low

de Bernd 2025-09-07 16:09:58 Nr. 9354 Antworten
I've been watching these JCS videos with interviews of murderers and the single most pressing question I got is the following: why would anyone talk to the police without an attorney? I really don't get why all those idiots dig their own grave by talking talking talking without using their right to an attorney.
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>>9386 They even tell them they can ask for one
Isn't this the whole theater about how the police pretends it's just an "interview" and not an interrogation at all? Criminals are usually "smart enough" to commit a crime, but not smart enough to actually think through the entire thing. Once caught they are basically in unknown areas and try to "deal with it". Probably the best example is people like Hans Reiser.
>>9401 >Isn't this the whole theater about how the police pretends it's just an "interview" and not an interrogation at all? I was once accused of damaging my neighbour's car. I didn't do it and it was obvious from the type of damage and what he accused me of. Cops were called. One of the cops casually turned to me and said "when I was young, I also drunkenly broke a window by throwing a rock." I only said "well, as I said, I didn't" To this day, I feel like he wanted to set me up by pretending to have a casual conversation. Fucking pigs.
>>9403 >To this day, I feel like he wanted to set me up by pretending to have a casual conversation. Fucking pigs. He did. It's a basic tactic they use all the time that you can see on videos like in OP. What these videos usually do no show, is all the hundreds of actually innocent people that these manipulative pig sociopaths try this on, like convincing them, to just having a friendly talk without the attorney, and then just to sleaze their way into making you admit that you did maybe 5 years ago think about something vaguely similar to what happened, and then they have another case on their hands that they can use to get a raise. The more of these videos you watch the more you're convinced that most of them are absolutely sociopathic and subhuman. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BemHqUqcpI8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rSM3n9nsQI

at Bernd 2025-09-07 11:11:47 Nr. 9284 Antworten
Being the only ball of a country is somewhat avatarfagging, innit?
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>>9357 Same, but I still come here everyday >>9364 Agreed

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I don’t care (pretty much only Texas)
get on my level man i'm literally the only ball
>>9384 >>9385 I am also the only Austrian in the last week.
>>9364 There are already multiple Bernds using VPNs, as long as you don’t know I don’t really see the difference to posting without VPN

us Kimchi Bernd 2025-09-06 06:21:56 Nr. 9141 Antworten
Dokdo is territory of Corea since 512 CE ^__^ Jjokbari are not even allow to look at it or they join monkey ancestors at bottom of East Sea ^___^
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Ahhhhh flashbacks.
Did I hop into a time machine?

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>>9341 JJOKBARI DIE IN FIRE!!!

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It looks like literal paradise.
>>8937 Bavarians = barbarians.
brutal paradisepill
>>8939 The entirety of Bavaria does. Only place in Germany I wish to return to.

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>>9304 Ohh, I'm not that old so who knows.
>>9308 for me it started 9 years ago
>>9312 Then that would be younger than I am now, so it's not true.
I got Mosin-Nagant! Now I have Nagant and Mosin-Nagant.
>>9312 I also aged out of games at 30 but it mostly means that I play different games now and more deliberately

me Bernd 2025-09-03 02:21:28 Nr. 8536 Antworten Letzte 50
i'm not judging, not saying its bad or good, just want to ask - why would anyone consider this to be the original kc that went back up when its a different website run by different people? what exactly in your opinion makes it the original kc?
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>>9178 >old KC proxy scanner (blacklists, scrapers + heuristics) I always wanted to know the specifics of how it worked. It was really good, a bit trigger-happy maybe but better safe than sorry.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9C9uatPHtss
>>9373 pretty much what I wrote there used to be (probably still are) blogs publishing open proxies and you could just scrape those heuristics were like "browser language ru but country bg. suspicious..."

Bernd 2025-09-07 18:38:25 Nr. 6404 Antworten
Versucht Bernd gerade, die Mondfinsternis zu beobachten?
Bernd wird später versuchen einen Blick auf den Blutmond zu werfen. Dazu wird er knirschigen Schwarzmetall auf den Ohren haben. :3
Gerade entdeckt :3 Steht schon ziemlich hoch.
Hab sie gesehen. Imaginiere wie sowas früher den Aberglauben angetrieben hat.
Brazoragh ruft zum Orkensturm, ai Kattach!

au Bernd 2025-08-27 03:13:10 Nr. 7325 Antworten Letzte 50
A few months ago I was on the mountains of Victoria, this is a picture from Mt Buffalo. Not far from there a sovereign citizen shot three police officers killing two of them and now he is on the run in the mountains. Sovereign Citizens are weird.
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When I was in Victoria I noticed that with many people it's really hard to tell if they are Europeans or not because they get tans, grow beards and talk funny. So they all look like they are Ethnics even if they are not or maybe they are, I don't know. Victoria is an uncivilised place.
>>9128 When there are Victorians passing through my town they will act as if they've always been here.
>>9232 What's your town called?
>>9232 They need to go back. Make Australia(excluding Victoria) Great AGAIN!
>>8947 Wait, what if this is him?

de Ukr vs Rus Bernd 2025-09-03 14:23:59 Nr. 8675 Antworten Letzte 50

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So, Drumpf (is he dyin'?) will do nuffin, there is no settlement in sight. Ukrops will increase refinery bonk frequency with drones and flamin dildoes. Rumours are Dillers are pushing Orcs back a few km on in several areas between Backmutt and Poocucksk.
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Total refinery death.
The war in Syria was almost 14 years long. Imagine this war going for 14 years ...
>>9349 scale in Syria was much smaller here they have 1.5 mln in trenches right now
>>9350 Syria is also a smaller place. I think it had about 20 million people but it was also a civil war so each side would have had less. Ukraine has about 40 million and Russia about 150 million. Though they are both older populations but then the armies on both sides are also quote old. But I don't think the Russian economy or society would last that long.
>>9349 Only about 6 years or so were high-intensity. The SCW had been largely frozen after 2018 with only sporadic small skirmishes and assassinations until Jolani broke out of Idlib and Assadists collapsed in less than two weeks. Ukraine war continues until one side breaks, there's a peace agreement (very doubtful), or it gets similarly frozen. At the current scale and intensity, it won't last anywhere near that long. Ukraine is already struggling with manpower and barring some Prigozhin-tier happening that destabilizes the Russian war effort, it won't be able to sustain it for long without sacrificing what's left of its future by conscripting <25 year old males.

"Der Feminist" von Tony Tulathimutte Bernd 2025-09-07 14:08:43 Nr. 6396 Antworten
Wenn die Welt in 30 Jahren oder so noch steht, und ihr bis dahin noch nicht tot umgefallen seid - dann könnt ihr den Bälgern der Zukunft diesen Text zeigen, damit sie über unsere verrückte Zeit lernen können. Über neue Pronomen, feministische Männchen, und Weiber, die alle Männer pauschal "Hundescheiße" nennen. Deutsche Raubübersetzung hier: https://limewire.com/d/TIsYS#iekwjcpNRK
Der Name ist übrigens thailändisch und nicht finnisch, aber das kann man schonmal verwechseln.

de Bernd 2025-09-07 09:38:55 Nr. 9275 Antworten

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How the fuck is it possible to eat 2500 kcal a day? I barely scratch 1000.
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>>9310 I don't count calories at the moment as I am not trying to lose or gain weight. I bought a Red Velvet cake, that was about 1400 calories(I had some for breakfast, lunch and dessert), I had a coffee and two cups of tea(not really worth adding that) and I made a lasagne. The Lasagne is hard to really calculate as I add a lot of cheese which I don't measure in the cheese sauce and that's fairly calorie heavy. But I use 1kg of mince which which again, which I didn't check the packet before binning it so I don't know how many calories were in it or how fatty it was, I try to get the fattest possible though(fat is flavour), According to google 1kg of 30% fat mince would be 3320 calories. I didn't eat all of the lasnage though, probably a third. So I had at least 2500 calories but that would be ignoring the cheseasauce and the lasagne sheets. I probably had 3000 calories or more today. But Lasangne is a fairly heavy meal and I don't eat like that everyday. Ohh, and just for reference. I am a 70kg shut in.
>>9323 >70kg shut in Top or bottom?
>>9324 Neither... I don't understand why being a 70kg shut in would make me Turing-vollständig.
that's starvation
>>9322 When you're an amputee, they will tell you you're underweight even if you're not. Also, when you're a bodybuilder, they'll tell you you're fat when you're not. So, for 98% of the population, the BMI makes sense. Fat people love to point at the other 2% and say that it's not reliable.

de Bernd 2025-08-31 08:31:18 Nr. 8029 Antworten

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I realize more and more that watching anime is rotting your brain as much as watching TikTok, maybe even more so.
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>>9228 Don't need that pedophilic crap
>>9224 So you won't let your children watch Naruto, Dragon Ball and Pokemon?
>watching anime is rotting your brain you forgot to mention that it also turns you Turing-vollständig and tranny lol you are confusing cause and effect, anime is just one of the greatest escapes from reality that exists nowadays, no surprises it attracts all sorts of schizos, losers and retards you'd better worry about modern american animation rather than animees
>>9311 That doesn't really make sense considering the fact that Japan itself is fairly conservative and doesn't have many trans people. But I agree about cause and effect. It's like Star trek or any other popcultre thing. Most of the people watching it will be losers.
>>9325 >That doesn't really make sense no shit, that was a sarcastic remark

de Bernd 2025-08-12 09:29:08 Nr. 5479 Antworten
I hope the war ends and the relations between Russia and the West get more relaxed one day, so I can travel there. I want to see all the famous spots in Moscow and St. Petersburg and also ride the Trans Siberian railway.
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>>9269 > There was even a movie theater in the Russian Walmart. Your dream is actually not far from reality. There is a project underway in Moscow to renovate old Soviet cinemas into shopping centers. They called now "Место Встречи" ("Meeting Place").
>>9301 Damn they even used Walmart-like logo for project render lol
>>9301 What kind of movies will they show though? Contemporary Russian cinema is terrible, especially state approved movies.
I've always wanted to take the transsib but I don't have high hopes that it'll happen before 2040.
>>9303 > What kind of movies will they show though? Well, there goes piracy. Yeah, sometimes they even show screen copies, lmao, but usually it's russian language copies from Georgia and Kazakhstan. Unlicensed movies are shown as a "pre-screening service" for other movies tho.

Autogynäkophilie Bernd 2025-08-23 17:23:09 Nr. 5347 Antworten

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Vorsicht, Bernd! Dieser Faden ist voller Fallen.
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Na toll Bernd hat wohl die Lieferung verpasst ;_;
Warum hat Fallenbernd die Bilder gelöscht? ;_;
>>6378 >>6391 Es waren 3 sehr ähnliche Fotos von femininen Beinen mit schwarzweißen Progammiersocken. Nichts Weltenbewegendes.
>>6392 Findet Bernd dennoch schade t.t